“Excuse me? Excuse me, ma’am? Can you open this case? No, the condom case. Yeah, I need a twelve pack of extra medium nonlatex condoms. Hang on a second, there’s two brands, can you hold on a minute while I read the information on these different boxes of condoms? I need to get the right ones”
Also the coupons they give suck. I get a coupon at checkout. I have to go back a second time and spend X to get like five dollars off. I don't get the five dollars then I have to go back a third time.
I literally had to ask a cashier at CVS to get body wash from a locked cabinet for me the other day??? Like that's less embarrassing but also baffling... at a certain point, why even have shelves if you're worried about ppl stealing body wash
“Hang on another moment, this next case has the lubes. Now let me pull out my phone and google which types of lube go with which type of condoms. Just a second, keep that case open for just a moment”