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Daske@daske.bsky.social |
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Don’t mind me, just grabbing something to drink and I’ll be out of your way.
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Daske
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I ran into him in 98 at a grocery store in Lincoln park. Even as he introduced himself and shook my hand, it was like he looked right through me once he realized I was a broke college student.
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Daske
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I don’t advocate for violence but it would be a real shame if a meteorite hit this guy right in his reptile brain. Repeatedly.
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Daske
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What I wouldn’t give for a open-faced hot roast beef sandwich with indeterminate brown gravy.
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Moira Donegan
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*busting through the door, sweating and panting* A WOMAN’S RIGHT TO COUPS
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Daske
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Yay?
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Asawin Suebsaeng
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…During all of that & so much else, what was the leader of the country doing at those exact moments? Among other things, he was partying & yucking it up all the way through it, while doing things like trying to steal an election & gut the democratic order, so yea some folks can get fucked forever.
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Asawin Suebsaeng
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One of many reasons I don’t intend to forget /forgive a lot of 2020 is “ I’m never going to get un-burned into my memory going to peak-COVID-era funerals, one of which was a direct COVID death, where family with tears down their faces had to tell elderly loved ones “stay back, I can’t hug you”…
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Daske
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But he was ok with Kevin harts joke about the mother of his children fucking her karate instructor.
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Daske
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Galactus come on down…
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Daske
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Molly’s not on board.
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Daske
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Simpsons FTW!
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Daske
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What were they saying about Biden shoring up the youth vote? www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe...
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Daske
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/glares at company IT team that says I have to send in my laptop for updates/
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Daske
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I am all for banning TikTok as an entity of the Chinese government. But if we’re going to use foreign propaganda as rationale maybe, just maybe, we should take a look under the hood of Facebook, instagram and Twitter.
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Daske
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And Ed Norton.
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Daske
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After spending another couple thousand to install a charging station. All I’m saying is infrastructure costs need to be factored in too.
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Daske
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Well, yeah, and where do you plug them in?
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Daske
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This is like watching an addict fade away. These poor people won’t understand how Trump is a con man out for their money. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
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Daske
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Absolutely relevant: youtu.be/quxW1V8Hwlg?...
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Daske
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Underrated classic. Ramond Burr, Dylan Baker, David Rasche. I mean… Jerry Orbach and Robert Wagner pop in for a minute!
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Daske
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$50 to the person who puts the curb your enthusiasm theme song to the bridge collapse video.
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Daske
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I’ve long said that Kelly Ripa is the Steve ditko of daytime TV. And that ditko is the Kelly ripa of comics.
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Daske
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I can’t take four more years of this shit. (His shit, not Dave’s… although…)
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Edith Charles 🏳️⚧️
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Jesus Christ then just tell us what his demands are already!!
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Daske
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Chris Hemsworth just isn’t fair.
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Daske
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KEEP IT DOWN! YOUR MOTHER HAS WORK IN THE MORNING!
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Seth Masket
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It would be epic if he just slowly glad-handed everyone in the room down and up both aisles for an hour and then left
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Daske
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“Why haven’t you responded? We made you grand marshall of the democratic day parade and need your money now!”
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Daske
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I guess this is how you call Josh Donaldson a raging asshole on ESPN.
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Aaron Rupar
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The courts will not save us from Trump. If he is defeated, it will happen at the ballot box. Full stop.
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Daske
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It would be nice to not worry about the polls this far out if they weren’t, you know, so consistently bad.
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Daske
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Elementary school children were gunned down in sandy hook and nothing happened. Never underestimate the flaccidity of our government.
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Daske
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I love the idea of Ray Charles not able to see what’s going on but knows enough to stand perfectly still.
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Daske
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Life is kind of a downer lately if you’re a democrat and/or not a Dodgers fan.
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Daske
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My timeline goes from 20 minutes to 7 hours like it just came to from a blackout. Why? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME????
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Daske
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I’m out. I deleted my twitter account even though I was a passive user (there and here). My time can be better wasted on this and threads. No need to contribute to that dumpster fire bag of shit.
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Max Kennerly
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They say videogames don't prepare you for real life but this morning the driver in front of me tossed a banana peel out of the window and I was ready.
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Daske
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Feeling pretty, pretty, pretty good about this.
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Daske
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It’s a trick question. The crow has a history of online harassment toward the flying elephant community.
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Daske
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This team is incredible.
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Daske
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They had a fun summer, but that’s about it.
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Daske
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Before I joined here, I was really skeptical why it was so hard to scale and open it to the masses. Now, let them suffer in their wait. #bestlife
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Daske
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Walt Schaub blocked me on Twitter and I will never know why. The only reason i know is one of his tweets went viral and all I saw “this person has blocked you.” I literally have never had any interaction with the man.
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Daske
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If I think of Boebert giving a handy to a Roman centurion during Drew Barrymore’s show, have I hit the zeitgeist trifecta?
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Daske
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At a certain point the cubs need to, you know, win a few games. #themoreyouknow
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Daske
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Somewhere Rod Blagojevich is throwing up his hands in frustration wondering why Texas is the only state that truly gets him.
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Daske
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You know, except for that whole iceberg thing, the titanic was a great cruise!
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Daske
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I forget a co-pay at the doctor and I’m turned over to Guantanamo but this living thumb gets away with this…
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Daske
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I feel like the guy who snuck into the club by pretending to be with the group that just walked in.
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