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Dan "Toothpick" Shick

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would rather be on the fediverse but you folks just WON'T

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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Biden Pontifex

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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on balance, the American media wants Trump back. plain and simple.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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hilariously I am flying to London tomorrow

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J.M. Berger's avatar J.M. Berger @intelwire.bsky.social
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There's like 10 different kinds of DC brain making this situation worse than it has to be

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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the idea that it's a hyper individualistic and specifically American flaw of character to want to leave a country falling into fascism is so funny because that is like morally one of the best reasons that people have had, historically, for moving to America!

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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looking around ze internet and seeing a lot of fucking stressed out, irresponsible behavior. is there any way to mildly sedate *everyone*

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Matthew Sheffield's avatar Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community
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Taraji P. Henson did a huge public service calling out Project 2025. Earlier today, Kevin Roberts, chair of Project 2025, threatened violence: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be." It's Christofascism. Make no mistake.

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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that reviewer is well advised not to throw stones at Sesame Street's grammar due to "childrens' " [sic].

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Fiona Moore (new story collection, Human Resources, out now)'s avatar Fiona Moore (new story collection, Human Resources, out now) @drfionamoore.bsky.social
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Want to help short fiction writers? Subscribe.

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scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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wiping my crusty hemorrhoidal ass with it would dignify it overmuch. only useful when aflame and employed to light cocktails Iobbed at their offices

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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if you coat your madeleine with Cajun spice it becomes a zadeleine

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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Make a movie milder: The Teeny Santini

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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can these lefties who perpetually subject us, their fellows, to such petty purity tests even breathe in their skyscraper-height ivory towers? I'll bet that up there it also smells strongly of elephant poo

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Celeste Pewter's avatar Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but: Please don't waste time picking fights w/ people who basically agree with you, and just differ on semantics. If today has reminded us of anything, it's that democracy is at stake. One side wants to end it. One side doesn't.

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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maybe stop posting about what Biden should do, because three hours ago, surprising nobody, he took the "high road" and declared he would refrain from using the new powers SCOTUS cooked up for his successor.

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sure, I unfollowed people who kept telling me what was acceptable to feel, but then I posted about it. oops

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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sitting here reading doom-take after doom-take saying, "i know. i fucking KNOW. what do we DO?"

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in desperate times Democrats know how to rally the base. unfortunately they never seem to think there are ever desperate times

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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currently singing against my own will: "I want my baby bong baby bong baby bong... Chili's baby bong rips"

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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You’re right. I am not going to denounce my employer for taking a line I disagree with because I would be fired. I think it is more valuable to not be fired and express my disagreement without denouncing my employer. This is a moral compromise I have made and can live with.

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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as much as I hate the recent actions of the New York Times, I know that it's a huge, successful, storied journalistic entity that contains multitudes. we Lefties need to stop attacking one another and subjecting ourselves to unpassable purity tests.

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losing Sotomayor instead of expanding the court would be a costly, futile sacrifice

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I like the scene in Dune where Hunter Schafer tried to kill Paul

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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i enjoy muting blithering idiots and if necessary I will keep doing it until as far as my feed is concerned I am alone on this site

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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i'm a new follower of yours and obviously we don't know each other, but sincerely, from one stranger to another, i think you're a-ok

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Dan "Toothpick" Shick's avatar Dan "Toothpick" Shick @datn.elaboratefiction.com
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*hurries his German citizenship application*

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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White America could not accept a multiracial pluralistic democracy and then a Black dude got elected president to send them over the edge. And now because the “nice” white folks coddled their bigoted kin, we’re all suffering.

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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No shame in feeling scared, overwhelmed and not knowing what to do. To me feeling one's feelings doesn't preclude taking action. These are confusing times. Give yourself some grace.

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finally i understand why some people storm into a bar and pick a fight with someone they know can pound them to jelly

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that's the one thing that would cheer me up, and the least likely thing to happen :(

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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This is the ball game folks, the authoritarian green light laid out in advance. Congress will not impeach Trump. And SCOTUS now blesses him with extraordinary latitude to do whatever he wants in power. A second administration will not be constrained by Congress, the courts, the bureaucracy or law.

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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But this is the fate that the "adults in the room" decided for me and all the rest of us I guess. I'm so fucking angry at everyone who told me everything was going to be fine

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jesus fucking christ it's not seven but *nine* years since the summer of 2015! that is wild.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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SCOTUS is telling us that it has completely signed on to the project of a second Trump administration, which is establishing an elected autocracy.

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