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beating the scamp/rascal allegations | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me | they/them unless we're friends in which case whatever

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oh holy shit that was like exactly a year ago guess it was time for my annual rewatch lol

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This post is so old that it's the first time I've seen a date next to the post instead of "4mo ago" etc.

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I don't want to "pay bills" and "go to meetings" and "mow the lawn" I just wanna be a scary lesbian warlord in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

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ngl even playing against the astros it's still nice to see correa hit a grand slam

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probably don't post the review til your "don't be mad at me" window passes, just in case

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I'll take that as a compliment lol

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and in conjunction with that, most people are so similarly misinformed about what socialism and communism are and they're conditioned to respond aggressively toward any attempt to correct them. best I ever get usually is agreement on a single point, which is usually forgotten by the next day

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the inside out characters in my head

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Vivi Archfiend 🇵🇸's avatar Vivi Archfiend 🇵🇸 @vivi.archfiend.net
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Somebody had to say it

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botanists are now saying benis pemps is new cultivars of brassica oleracea

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have you all heard of THE RADIUM GIRLS? if you haven’t, go look that up because any post i try to do won’t be enough and will get suppressed. come back when you’re done looking up THE RADIUM GIRLS okay. you done? cool. okay so Clarence Thomas wants to get rid of OSHA

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oh damn I was only like 5 at the time but I lived in Minnesota and that was when I learned what a hurricane was, didn't know its remnants had made it that far north tho lol

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RIGHT? knowing that, nothing sounds too bizarre. it sounds stranger than fiction, and yet—

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yep. and while it's earlier in the year it's also a hotter year, surface temperatures in the gulf are about the same now as they were then Harvey did benefit from high pressure systems across the southern US whereas currently we've got some lows and mixed fronts across the southeast, but still

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they hired a prominent toy designer to make a Bin Laden action figure that degrades in the heat to give it a devil face to be distributed to kids in Afghanistan the operation was scrapped but not before some of the toys had been made

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or Imelda a couple years later that went from an almost negligible low pressure system to a tropical storm (the 4th wettest storm in recorded Texas history) in *an afternoon*

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remembering Harvey, which took a similar path thus far and crossed the Yucatan as a tropical depression, only to swing north and reach cat 4 before its first landfall in Texas just a couple days later I don't expect another Harvey, circumstances are different enough, but cat 2+ wouldn't surprise me

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Golden Goddess of Dabs Dabi's avatar Golden Goddess of Dabs Dabi @dabiwinter.bsky.social
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This just came to me in a dream

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

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ladies... if she has a perfect cat eye look, eats small livestock, and can leap over six meters, she's not a cougar (milf) she's a cougar (cougar)

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livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭's avatar livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 @mousegirl.boo
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nothing ventured, nothing gayed

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starting slow but not unhappy about that, and you? is that a new profile pic? it's super cute

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I'm saying this as someone who has had easily blocked nasal and sinus passages their whole life: I could know for a fact the spiders would fix me and still I might reject that offer

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🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻's avatar 🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻 @billkezos.bsky.social
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people will wonder why victims don’t come forward and then be the why

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Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job)'s avatar Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job) @saltyplumsoda.bsky.social
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You do not, under any circumstances, have to carry water for the mediocre author who divorced the mother of his children to date a younger, more famous woman who says the hard-R N-word on stage and writes weird love poems to terrorists

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lmao finally! brb losing the rest of my gold

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beloved character on brand new adventure's avatar beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social
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TENET AGENT: you have to imagine shitting your pants to unshit them

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I might stick around to watch someone else put spiders up their nose but probably not

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oh neat what happens when I run out

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aw damn gg how much gold did I lose

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that's not really how these projections work so I'm not really worried more just observing an interesting trend

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if hurricane beryl continues on its current projected path I'll get rained on a lot by monday/tuesday if its projected path keeps changing at the rate it has been, however, it could hit houston dead on

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yeah but we can't even get the world to agree to a single unified date format even though ISO 8601 is *right there* how do we get everyone on board with a new calendar iirc last person to do that was literally an emperor of one of the largest empires in human history they had to do it bc he said so

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Holy shit I had this idea once and laid it out almost exactly the same, but I didn't know it was an actual thing kinda feels cool to know it was a good idea because it works and has been used before, but also mildly annoying to realize I was not in fact the first person to think of it

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what data about me is stored in a transporter

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hahaha yeah do kids these days even know what schwag is like have they ever even had to pick seeds out of their bud before they could smoke it

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