Deadbeat Cat Dad

Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

American political journalists seriously need to take up parachuting or some other thrill seeker hobby instead of trying to get their kicks by putting their thumbs on the scale for a revanchist trump regime.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

As I'm getting hauled off by deputized proud boys: "but the norms!"

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

I just tell them it's for sure high caliber gunshots and that they should move.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

A mere three of these fucks and it finally stopped hurting enough to watch a movie. It will be a slasher, naturally.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

In a pincer movement, I'll post my outside job stories. Today it was a previously unseen yellow jacket nest, chances are tomorrow it'll be a decade old horrendous house flip gone wrong.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

I guess he's too hwhite to fail.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Jesus. They're dart frogs. Hopefully whoever is dating them is picking up on the warning signs.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Caveat emptor, I haven't seen the show, but those are some incredibly beautiful moors.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

It's the "but you have so much to lose" thing - AND WHY IS THAT CHAD/CHADORINA?

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Linda Tirado is currently receiving palliative care. There's nothing hypothetical about this.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

I saw bald white flight suburbanites in the next lane over put a loaded rifle into the vertical rifle rest, proceed to get the mag out and rack a live round out on the floor just a couple of days ago. I did not approach them to talk politics and got the fuck out, but I have some ideas.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

after said maple interaction

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

portable table saw:

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Aw shit, hope it's as mild a case as can be

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

misterrogers.org/videos/shari...

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

Bad enough for Mr. Rogers to call them out in fucking 1969.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Such a fucking banger.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

I want Iron Reagan breakdowns accompanying every single slow motion scene.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Fuck you.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

A third motherfucker had the sense to stay hidden when his two compatriots got smushed so now I have a damn yellow jacket in the house. Fuck this!

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

aah, I misread it as some sort of "reading from a cursed book" type storyline.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

hey now, look, I wasn't proposing to roll coal in response

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

www.njwoodsandwater.com/forums/topic...

my targeted ads are going to be deranged for weeks

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

Recent google history, in case you're wondering about my day: - Yellow jackets under clothing - Yellow jacket sting treatment - Bee keeper suits - Yellow jacket spray - Making yellow jackets suffer - Destroying yellow jacket civilization

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

The thing in vc funded startups was to talk to new employees about imposter syndrome, but it seems to me like the c-suite needs remedial classes on the sunk cost fallacy.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Based on middle earth lore, yes. I think the cutoff is somewhere around Aragorn's age (too lazy to look up, but he was 80-100 or so when he married Arwen). Teens are right off.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

What a beautiful epitaph, one absolutely worthy of striving for. Requiescat.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

Angular errors multiply like motherfuckers, jesus, who says that precision doesn't matter?

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

It's absolutely fine and normal to be a prison abolitionist and not spend your time getting an unrepentant piece of shit out of prison.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

That's right.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

Mosh pit courtesy is actually a pretty good starting point for good politics.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

He's about to have an incredibly barren timeline, and good riddance.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

Once the tiny guy getting pulled up in the pit by someone comparatively enormous, be the seemingly enormous person picking up a newbie from the floor of the pit. Passing it forward is PMA.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

I assume the couple who had her officiate their wedding during an airborne pandemic prior to the introduction of vaccines are still around.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

Not to shit on your premise, but it looks difficult from the outside too!

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

I have listened to too much Amebix in order to be able to quote lyrics.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Anthony Torgodis takes care of California while the master is away.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I think about the Gracci constantly.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Go Jerry, go

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