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Dëad Børkchettå

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I used to wiggle my elder child's fingers and tell her they were getting loose, and that they'd soon fall out so her grown up fingers would grow in, don't forget to put it under the pillow for the Finger Fairy! (Wife says I am Not Allowed to raise the idea of a Penis Fairy with my younger child)

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches's avatar hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social
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i've thought -a lot- about how cavalier we are with our teeth falling out and i think the one that kept me up at night was the eyeball fairy

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luke's avatar luke @coolhand.bsky.social
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Are you Calvin’s dad?

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