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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:49 UTC

I suspect the infamous cat burglar, but must take this evidence for testing.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Don't listen to Eeyore.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Attempting to flush the English conservative party down the toilet.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:19 UTC

Human/Orc hybrid.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

Ear wax?

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:08 UTC

Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant making Arnold look shrimpy

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Giddy-up cowboy!

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

I imagine that his wife has been having explosive diarrhea with every pride flag she sees.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

The right of deer to bear arms shall not be infringed.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Ozempic ruined a few elementary school memories that I had almost entirely forgotten about.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Baz Luhrman is adding a modern musical soundtrack.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Shared fire escape?

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Seasoup Lobsterfood

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Kite cat

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

[Pulls out the world's smallest violin] And now I'd like to dedicate a song.....

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Bobby Brain Worm for President 2024

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Give me convenience or give me death

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Dead brain worm for VP

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Get a room, bros

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 07:01 UTC

The Lincoln Vaxinator

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 06:58 UTC

The Chevy Goiter The GMC Weeble The Subaru Sharter

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 07:56 UTC

I'm not a shopping bag. You are.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Caesar said "never fight up the stairs, me boys"

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

Poseidon adventure: HOW MANY MORE LIVES? Hackman chews out God

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 08:29 UTC

The Crow

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Used to blame rock n roll or video games.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

The Randolympics

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

Reenacting the headfirst dive into second base from last nights game.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Remote! I am thinking this could be the pneumatic tube restaurant I was dreaming of.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

It was the Houthis in the red sea with the candlestick.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 10:13 UTC

Press your face against mine, honey.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Groucho or Harpo? Indiana is weird

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Some lawyers will think of Rudy's example: you get an important case you can cut the cheese, be drunk, get on the TV and people will like you. It is a lifestyle choice.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Babadooshka

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Someone better check the basement of comet ping pong pizza..... Just in case, you know

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

It's patina, not rust

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 05:21 UTC

Running for the Republican nomination is remarkably like what I imagine running for president of the Confederacy would be like.

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@deeming.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 04:56 UTC

Boebert 2024: Handies and Fun Bags for ALL

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