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Benjamin Bedbreaker

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He/him, NSFW, talk explicitly about gay sex a lot, selfie whore, art-loving, gym-enthusiast, ex-competitive ballroom-and-latin dancing, Madonna and Kate Bush fanatic. Abuse survivor. Yarm, England. Married to a๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธBLM ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ


Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Iโ€™ll give you a workout ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Yes!!! Just call it British Rail, though! apple.news/AU7Gp7V_nSAO...

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Megan Oโ€™Toole's avatar Megan Oโ€™Toole @meganotoole.bsky.social
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Israel has killed five journalists in Gaza in the past 24 hours, according to Palestinian officials.

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Oof nice ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Richie told me this morning that heโ€™s going to take me for a pub lunch. Me: Boobs, when we going for lunch? R: Soon. Now you just sound like me Mam

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Here and now! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Say it to me while Iโ€™m ploughing you, baby ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’‹

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You get all of it!

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Eat as much as you like, baby boy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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Kate Watson's avatar Kate Watson @loreandordure.com
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I mean this is dreadful but surely passing a counterfeit bill under any circumstances is an offence?

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What an absolute piece of shit

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Iโ€™d gladly help make you feel better about your body ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Letโ€™s have a bit of Softy Saturday

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Bridgnorth bab. Prettier, but just as narrow-minded, more actually. See Iโ€™m from there, so I can call them all the cockwombles they are ๐Ÿ˜†

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Yeah, youโ€™ll get a SAC. I actually enjoy them. You learn a lot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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Definitely. I need to scent your beard first ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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Ooof hello ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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It was hard! They were entertaining us though. Didnโ€™t wanna be rude, you know ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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I think I went to school with half of them. A Reform UKs dream. Iโ€™m surprised they didnโ€™t get it

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Well I would hope there was a reason you wanted rip my pants off ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Canโ€™t stand hearing football fans talk about the sport they supposedly know so much about. Itโ€™s such cringey, generic nonsense. Embarrassing.

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Oh god, theyโ€™ve just interviewed people in Wolverhampton. Flicked over temporarily ๐Ÿคข

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Benjamin Bedbreaker's avatar Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social
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๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘…

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Vets just rang to say Lilibet is absolutely off her nut, so theyโ€™ll be reducing her opioid intake gradually ๐Ÿ˜† Sheโ€™s a Barlow, through and through โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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Iโ€™d like to addโ€ฆ they got Labour ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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I feel you. We were staying with fam (not biological, I need to point out) last weekend and they both told us they were voting Reform! Took everything I had not to launch into a tirade. Iโ€™m proud of me

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Found this waaay too funny ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Ostfee ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ's avatar Ostfee ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ @lurch.bsky.social
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Franglaise's avatar Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social
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When you urgently need to call a cab but canโ€™t manage to hold a phone the right way up

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Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham 's avatar Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social
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๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜

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๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’‹

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Stephen Fitzgerald 's avatar Stephen Fitzgerald @drharrylime.bsky.social
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Nigel Farage: Clacton Lee Anderson: Ashfield Richard Tice: Boston and Skegness Rupert Lowe: Great Yarmouth James McMurdock: Basildon South and East Thurroc Funny how shitholes vote for arseholes Povo go Fascist #101 for Dummies

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Good. Iโ€™m not too bad. Just getting over a leg abscess, which was very painful. Glad itโ€™s the weekend so I can rest properly though. I love seeing you pop up on here. Makes my day ๐Ÿ’‹

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David B ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŽผ ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›'s avatar David B ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŽผ ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› @davidbrucas.bsky.social
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Awwww hey baby! You know how to make a guy feel instantly better ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ Howโ€™s my beautiful dreamboat?

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Man, I canโ€™t wait to get back to the gym. Iโ€™ve been twice this week. Thatโ€™s absolutely nothing for me! ๐Ÿ˜ซ Now whoโ€™s gonna tear these pants off with their teeth?

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Oh to be big spoon ๐Ÿ˜

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Doli's avatar Doli @dolidaydream.bsky.social
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There's a lot of talk about vote share compared with 2019. It doesn't and can't matter today - just like with exam results, it only matters until you get your first job and from then on you're judged on your performance in that job. Let's do that - let's judge them on how they do the job.

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Jeez! Over the hill by 26? Thatโ€™s harsh, man!

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Pretty much. Itโ€™s to do with our system of voting, which is the same as the US, I believe (FPTP). If we had PR, it would be more evenly spread, and opens up the floor for others to get a stab at the top table. Having said that - looking at how weโ€™d have done with PR - Labour would still have won

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I need to buy this for my hubby. Itโ€™s his birthday soon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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The great thing about Farage being an MP now is he can be investigated under the ministerial code. He needs to be very, very careful

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค

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I envy her. Sheโ€™s a very rich girl now. I wish I could be filmed simply saying something daft and become rich for it. Good on her, I say. Milk it for all itโ€™s worth

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Exactly where I wanna be, looking up at you gratefully and in awe of such a beautiful man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Goodnight ๐Ÿ’‹

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