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Social media-averse, but masochistic and addicted.

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A bit off topic, but wtf do veterans rights have to do with rural America any more than they have to do with urban America?

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No, because it's a free country!* *statement potentially invalid in 2024

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same vibes

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what species of mole is that, in the picture? Weird

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No DomiSTYLE???

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Dammit all

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*to the tune of Bowie's "Let's Dance"* JIM NANCE

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Ah, if only you could read.

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The Gnome Depot

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"BEAVER BOSOM!" "TURKEY TITS!"

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Ok

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What consequences should I give my father in-law?

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Joe "Mama" Besser: *EXPLODES*

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???

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Thank you for succinctly translating the cognitive slop inside my father in-law's skull. "I get away with crimes, just like he gets away with crimes! But if he don't get away with crimes, maybe I won't! But I thought laws are just for libs and dark people!" *short circuiting*

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"I Remember You" by Skid Row, now THERE'S your #1 power ballad!

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Same with "Patience." It has to have POWER in it somewhere, Drew. Cmaan.

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What were your larger impressions of Marseille? Was there for 24 hours last spring and found it, like all of France, beyond splendid.

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I'd say Steve will be visibly stressed after this ruling, but how would anyone know? What with his "24/7 vodka and Hot Pockets" health regimen...

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Who could forget Erwin Rommel's famous quote after June 6th: "wow, just wow. It's actually YOU guys who are the real Nazis"

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It's so cool that this repugnant, murderous shit is still happening, and seemingly no one anywhere can do a goddamned thing about it.

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Yeah, active shooter drill day is always extremely fun.

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Saw one this morning, in black. It had a giant QR code decal. Imagine being that goddamned broken as a human being.

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Joro spiders have been in GA/SC for a few years now. Their webs are ridiculously strong compared to "normal" spiders.

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This reads like something my brother in-law would fart out onto his Facebook page after a hard day of talk radio and Pepsi.

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OUT OF THE WAY, PECK!

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"it is valuable to understand the mindsets of people" The mindsets being "I don't like this person and I want to see them in jail despite not having committed crimes" vs. "I don't like this person and I want to see them in jail because they committed crimes." What's the difference, Conor?!?!

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This lady is Legal Brian Krassenstein

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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.

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On one hand, convicted felon. On the other, he exclusively hired "you only pay us if we win" attorneys.

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So THAT explains why Tim Allen has never appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy

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Yup, I'm gonna listen to The Stone Roses and make ziti with a proper PEP in my step.

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0% chance the verdict will satisfy me, the median American voter

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Once again: 65+ year-old white American men will destroy humanity

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"What line of work are you in?" "Grievance Outreach. I do cold calling."

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right in the heart of our nation's subway/mcdonalds/wendys/dairy queen/taco bell belt

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God, I miss serious people being in charge of everything.

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"The good news: we can eliminate the Russian nukes before they detonate. The bad news, is...uhh, we have 5 giant, shipwreck-filled craters where the Great Lakes once stood." "Is that it?" "Yes, and if the Russians have more nukes, we have more lakes. Or we can invade Canada or whatever." "Proceed."

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In 6 months, when pictures of Merrick Garland clapping and smiling in the front row of a Joe Bonamassa concert come out, we'll say "huh, I wonder whatever happened with the whole 'DOJ suing Ticketmaster' thing???"

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I'm not sure this is "doing the right thing" on the part of the families necessarily, but it's definitely being the bigger person, something no police department anywhere in America would know a thing about.

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it's a real Wenner-take-all environment out there

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"the seed of human life: now with exfoliating abrasion beads!"

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His calculation is clearly that the average 2020 Biden voter either doesn't care about Gaza or actively endorses our Israel policy. I am intensely skeptical that this calculation is correct, but we'll all find out on November 5th!!!

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