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It's Steven

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I'm the guy on the ground wearing a Simpsons shirt up there

I draw and write stuff on deusexjuice.blogspot.com


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Title: oh come on man Genre: no. No dude Intended for: come on dude let's get out of here already, this smells About:

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Title: Marlboro Man Genre: Shooter, Sci Fi Intended for: whoever thought one leaves was a good idea Synopsis: you lead Marlboro Man into a shootout at a corral but due of emphysema before getting to the front door. There are no continues. Truth Productions

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Title: Sir, Genre: Platformer, Side scrolling Intended console: the Switch, but in the retro thing somehow Also maybe the arcade room on my 360 About: You control an angry ex-husband in a waffle house

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Digiblood, to be and not to be confused with Roblox and Yu-Gi-Oh

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It's no good for anybody's brains, this Internet thing you young ppl call digiblood

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Everybody needs to log off for a week. That includes you, that includes me, that includes the public that will see this and it includes the 99.9997% of humans on earth that will not. It's no good for anybody's brains

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Power down

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I drove north of Lubbock and was somehow in San Antonio

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Am I talking about Biden, trump or someone else? Take your fucking pick

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Let the record state that America will once again elect a war criminal who will get away with his crimes again and again. There's no justice to be had concerning the devils America chose to lead them

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Saying no one is above the law and then naming those who are is a symptom of a deadly disease that will end the United States. I don't want it to be so but that's what it is

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This is probably a good year to do without a president. Let the parties get their shit together, have the current supreme court dissolve, let America stretch a bit before it has another old white dude rule it

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There will be bloodshed because the right, the left and everyone else crave it

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It won't be bloodless. These ppl crave it too much to let it be

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Ppl recognize me now so RIP to any clandestine life I could've lived

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I say fuck that noise bc I want you all to have sex with decibels

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Neither has COVID

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I did ten sold out shows. That hasn't happened in a while

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My profile pic is of me in a hotel bathroom deprived of sleep and soul

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Am I really alive if I'm not kicking? Bc fuck that noise

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We all assumed you had already carjacked it

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I met a cartoon of a person that went beyond his boundaries for scrap wood

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*sees an unescorted girl reading catcher in the rye on a bench in the park* I love that book. The way he *clenches fist* catches all that fu-- wait where are you going

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Further proving that deviantart is an avenue but never a base for genuine art is that they invite you to do AI art

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Despite the past few years I'm still in a hit of a community theater show

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Kairi killed their dad, see

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That's what I've been saying

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A tool for tools. Look like the biggest molon labe dweeb in any situation, be it in a grocery store or in front of your mom. It's harry potter gun

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*a reply to a comment of a photo of a baby* UGH, another trump kid in the making. dangle their ass blanket jackson style

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Tfw you wanna say fuck it all and resign yourself to being a bearenstein bear

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That she did it during Beetlejuice implies she did it twice before and that this one yielded fruit

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This person is still posting on Twitter 2 years after the most savage self own in history

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Guaranteed there's a guy out there pissed about the Nintendo name drop and yelling "THE SWITCH DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT"

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oh wow, that’s so crazy dude. quick question, who are literally any of the people you’re talking about

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I'd try but the schools need principals more than I do

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Legit thought this was a pregnancy test at first

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17th century me: I declare a vendetta against my enemies for the crime of ruining my crops and subsequently starving my children 21st century me: bitch called me stinky

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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @queerthing.bsky.social
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I try not to just post tweets but this one fuckin killed me, the only reaction the 'x at pride' (except cops, fuck cops) shit deserves

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It's 11:11, time for white girls to start wishing

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There's the police, and then there's the squat team, where you crabwalk to crimes

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He mistook a stick of dynamite for a cigar and got blowed up. RIP, he's dead now

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Idk I'm pretty sure this is God saying he won't flood the Earth again in a very camp way

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Leaving a kid in a hot car for four hours and coming back to discover a fully cooked and dressed turkey

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21 distinct flavors and none of them are my mom, despite what those kids at the park shouted to me

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