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Here's the Scott Fish Bowl squad through 6 rounds. #SFB14

I think Shanahan is going to be extremely tempted to put Deebo in on kick returns with the new rules, and if he does, Deebo could break this scoring system

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chah-lie uttah, you're truly the most devious bastard in deadhwood cit-ayyy

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TIL there's a skateboarder named Reef Orlando, and he is from Florida, but he's not from Orlando.

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*lenny kravitz voice, to a guy named David* are u gonna go by Dave

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sending this article to the many angry people whose tree stumps i was paid to remove months ago

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looking for slut gnomes in all the wrong places

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if he signs anthony lamb, we'll know something's up. ballmer's jealous that they did a whole show about donald sterling

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If I wanna stress about the terrible diseases I probably have, I'll go to the regular doctor! Don't dentists have a hard enough time getting people to book appts???

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I've had this exact experience and it's insane. Have had to specifically request appts when the other hygienists are free.

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Using AI to create a 1950s doo-wop heartthrob sourced from Democratic Party fundraising emails who had a string of hits like "I Need You to Step Up Right Now to Send a Message to Loneliness" and "An Emergency Communication Regarding My Heart (It's Yours and Will Pump at 200% for the Next 48 Hours)."

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"It's a quarter after one, I'm running out of funds, Democracy needs you now"

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if he exists, it's gotta be tyler herro, who is totally the most jan vesely of marko jarics in the league rn

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This is a reverse 12 inch pianist situation

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happy 40th birthday to all the point guards on the 2015-2016 dallas mavericks

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They're gonna send all five 1sts to the Spurs to take Ben Simmons contract

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they needed the five 1sts from the knicks to get rid of him

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thanks so much for sharing this! i just saw the sutton foster production.

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Now they just need to get Ryan Arcidiacono back

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My Middle-earth-themed nü-metal cover band is called Hobbitdaba

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tfw you realize the only unused bit of 'the wasteland' to title your novel is "dried tubers"

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where oft the sacred livvy ran, through taverns measureless to man, down to a rizzless sea

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you are a line cook in a manner of speaking!

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james austin johnson would go nuts with this one

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WES IN 1996: I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life. WES NOW:

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show me a man who doesn't piss, and i'll show you a man with massive balls

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i bought that guy and a tony leung from shang chi and swapped the heads so i'd have my very own Sad Smoking Mr. Chow from IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE which had surprisingly little tie-in merch aside from the unhappy meals

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tfw you're about to hoist a flag too outrageous for network television

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drag race needs to stop calling it a shady read and start calling it a limn shady

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yes, i do feel vergogna--absolutely vergogn off that loud

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when that someone is also you posting from your alt to gain some infinitesimally small psychological edge over the other posters on the board

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