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matt fraction probably my banner is from red river when john wayne tells monty clift "i'm gonna kill you matt" my avatar is an x-ray of my chest when i had pneumonia + nipple rings my bones are my money i am the second tallest man in my whole house

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so it's just supposed to be like corpse skin? also why does the cape have a collar

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those legs go all the way up

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wait that's his skin

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oh that one’s a motherfucker. and ‘caricature’ OH SHIT I JUST GOT IT RIGHT THAT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I EVER GOT THAT RIGHT FIRST TIME

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is that why there’s the chapter listing all the guest stars on TJ HOOKER Shanter claims to have suplexed

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still can't spell "rhythm" on the first try

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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that marks forty-seven consecutive years of me not knowing how to make friends and relying solely on t-shirt shibboleth. i should've been a dog. i mean at least with tails everybody knows what's up.

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seeing someone in a 45 graves shirt last night wasn't like craaaaazy-crazy -- it was RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD after all, people wanted to party and it was party time -- but dude in a Suburban Lawns shirt, to quote dharbin, SENT me

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Ben Franklin wasn’t hot, but he was thirsty.

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have you seen the original? (forgive me if you have and i don't know)

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strenuously object to these accusations of "subtext"

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because beginning readers are overwhelmed by GET A LIFE cmon

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That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)

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some of us still believe in camelot

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walk past his table pass him a note FEDS LISTENING NOT SAFE see what happens

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he ate a dog THEN sidestepped sexual assault allegations. two non-conjoined distinct actions

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look mckelvie you're either in or out

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love a director that loves actors so much he wants to make movies about them.

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i will not be oversold! i will do any sketches anyone hires kurt to do for $2500

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i've heard the clamoring and controversy and have listened to the marketplace: i will do 11x17 full figure sketches with partial backgrounds for $20.00 us [$25.00 can] they will be *quite* terrible

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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the magibooks difference between hard books and easy books is the perfect illustration of the difference between art and content.

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ohhh fuck was that what they meant by the "yellow king" i think i finally get it now

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less anxiety-producing news, cool to see Robert Zemeckis's adaptation of Richard McGuire's seminal "Here." I teach the original version alongside Moore & Veitch's brilliant "How things work out" - both prime examples of how comics can do things that can only be done in comics! 1/2

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saw a cybertruck parked next to a little breakfast place and fought the urge for twenty minutes to buy a sando just so i could whip ham slices at it thanks @defector.bsky.social

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now that the debate’s over maybe that SMILF skeet will get the attention it deserves

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i liked it when she helped lando fly the falcon in jedi

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it's a remake of ABOUT A BOY with an american cast and locations this summer seannn williamm scottt starrs in SMILF

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"eehhhh actually dere, carla, i have several brain woims and more than a few intestinal parasites that have ehhh relocated to my balluar regions." "oh boy, save us from one of your special deliveries, cliff" [hahahahahaha]

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"less content + no web hosting bills will make paramount a more attractive purchase," said a genius who then was driven to a range rover to their private jet which flew them to a tesla in malibu that drove them to a mansion fueled by rubies and orphan tears like the bad guy palace in temple of doom

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i think cliff as a fellow brain worm haver is rfk all the way also woody voted for himself for county jr comptroller/assessor's office and was the only name written in so he won in a one vote landslide.

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And John Wayne would ask him, "Is this one of those scenes?" before they shot

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whoa whoa what is this doctor whom? no thank you

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btw im gonna start THE BEAR with the final episode liveskeet realtime reactions immediately as i see it then watch each episode in descending order from there so PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING FROM 301 FOR ME!!! thx

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The bit from 'Forks" where it's richie going down the hall, only instead seeing the pictureof carm and adam warlock it's a panel of elf sex

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