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Everything in my house is now measured in cat 😑
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We had fun that night.
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Never! *makes plans to piss off Mindy*
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I was ehhhh semi-ok on 20-40 mg but on 90-110? OMG. Spent a night terrorizing poor staff at a hospital and played piano in the waiting room with my ass sticking out of my so-called robe. I found the scrubs room and tried to get in on a few surgeries but for some reason they wouldn't let me ;).
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I had to be on high-dose prednisone (another type I know) before and I was taking corners on two-wheels, getting into road-rage fights and noticed myself screaming into the rear-view mirror, so pretty easy-going drugs those steroids.
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And speculum which makes me wonder what my internet provider actually does.
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😂😂😂😂 .
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All those things like 'cat-off' seems to have the paradoxical effect with mine. This is like getting rid of rats using that glow-in-the-dark greenish crap, and my rats got addicted to it and love that stuff, but they're starting to glow in the dark which is kind of cool.
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That's valid. I have a cable box (small like 2 foot) out in front and honeybees love the thing, which is fine with me, but I've never once let Spectrum go near it because they want to kill everything that touches their boxes. But these are honeybees and I like them much more than Spectrum ;)
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😀
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It's great that there's no side-effects.
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And it hasn't hurt your backyard pollination at all
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My cat is in a standoff with a small square of it right now. I think the foil's winning.
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40 weeks? That shit is biblical. If they start giving you measurements in cubits, run!
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Can’t today, my body is outgrowing its outer skin
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*crawls out from beneath your sink* why didn’t you like that one post?
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My packing strategy is mostly to put everything I own in bags. Then pretend it's a shopping cart full of things I can't afford so I have to put things back. I do that till I can lift the bags
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Onlyfans but it’s just me crying as a clean my house
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I do too but I have a completely unusable roll I got before that which is good if you're using them in M.C. Escher's house of stairs.
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Do I have the only plastic eating cats? They seem to eat anything, like goats. I'll have to try aluminum foil, see what they do. I think one problem is that they love anything that makes noise when they play with it. Aluminum foil probably qualifies
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I'll testify. I actually use those things and they work. The main problem is when they come out of box they might be in a roll and you'll never straighten them out. If you don't get straight ones it might resembled the toenails of Louise Hollis.
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But I'm overly sensitive, emotional, and full of angst!
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I think we just did. I'm getting to work on the chorus.
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I just want one with it's own Shai-Hulud. Is that asking too much?
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I just looked at one online and I'm fairly sure mine would launch out of that thing at the speed of light - mid-squirt. It does resemble a cannon.
Where can I get cats that love changing constantly shifting litter with belts, grates and shakers and sinkholes or any change at all?
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😂
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the tragic paradox is that 28 is approximately 28 too many. Besides, 28 here is 45 million on T/X ;)
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You were just evening it out. No one could've predicted the outcome
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We're back up to 28 again
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this is hilarious 😂
and also, when I make jokes like this from the wife’s perspective men feel the need to reply seriously to them. resist that urge
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I'm sorry I'm not here, but I'm on page 2989 of Game of Thrones and I'm losing my shit; how is everybody this fine Saturday beloved blueskyers?
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You need a break. Go see the 85 hour movie The Cure for Insomnia, and the GoT book will seem like a restaurant menu.
I'm trying not to tell you what happens on page 2990.
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Morning peeps, Having a nice white coffee ☕
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i also have a yeast infection, but not gonna bake it anyone else’s problem
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Yeast infection? I just used it as sourdough starter and it's overflowing my house
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get the ones with the vape pen built into the big paw so Lucy can be truly free again.
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You were a little over-zealous
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Wait, you can’t smoke a bare feeted pet, or bare feeted pets can’t smoke? Hurry, please, my cat wants to spark up.
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Either way, animal & human rights are really taking a big hit with this ruling.
*hands bare-footed pet a smoke just outside building*
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you know how hard it is to get a smile off a corpse?
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