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mr. cannoli

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eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here


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rushing biden with a dueling glove before being vaporized by the secret service

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more restaurants should let you throw peanuts and shit on the floor as part of the experience

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toilet splashback hit different when it's 115 degrees out

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winter is the cock, spring is the cock, summer is the balls, fall is the cock

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no!! no!!!

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we polled 1000 imaginary dipshits and 80% agree that poop is more respectable than pee

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i'm so low energy today, i'm vulnerable

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you gotta accept under the generated message Lol

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good thing there's 3500 instances to fight in

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avengement denied

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now we cookin

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everyone come duel in will stencils mentions

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bro i don't like the energy here, i think this arena is cursed

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accept

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you can't do that here

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i hear his name a lot but never look into it because why would i do that

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i don't even know who he is but you have a duel waiting in the Will Stancil Arena

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everytime i get polled for some political research i always tell the pollster to kill themselves, why is this never represented in the results

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i'm sleepy today

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joe biden looks pretty good for a fetus that's been gestating for a whole century

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another day another 5 gold

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entering the matrix and ordering some mcdonald's and then leaving

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My therapist says I can’t duel anymore. She thinks Mr Cannoli is one of my alter egos and I’m starting to believe it too

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have i been punching myself in the face until coins pop out this whole time

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crapping so hard my dick inverted and shot out my ass

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bold move

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you should have stayed gone

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i have so much gold it's gravitational pull is doing all the work at this point

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this...really is not going well for you lol

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more blood for the machine

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ya got me

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