|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
I wish the New York Times a very do your fucking job
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer@slop.guru |
179 followers 258 following 247 posts
idk I literally just got here
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
I wish the New York Times a very do your fucking job
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
dominos pizzae
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
wet like willy wonker
0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
what we are fighting for on this holiday god bless the troops
0 replies 1 reposts 12 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
ur celebrating ur god that’s so embarrassing
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
RICH TAPESTRY
1 replies 1 reposts 8 likes
|
sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Death Ray Connected
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
nobody has ever talked to me
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
I am like so out there right now it’s crazy
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
wanna get wet with a couple of my ghouls in Amsterdam
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
yup as I suspected some wet boys
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
yeah that’s the whole idea Paul
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
[ View ] |
She was rare…like a dog that enjoyed fireworks.
1 replies 16 reposts 32 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
sorry I can’t come I have plans
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
limp and of weak conviction
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
if there ain’t Joey, I ain’t go-ey
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
celebrating the way the founding fathers intended (slamming multiple ice cold mexican lagers next to a filthy pool)
0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
the delicate constitution of her mind, bro
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
personal injury lawyers
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
I will be hitting the magna carta screwed into the pen that John Hancock wrote with
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
smoking that shit that has you transcending autocratic rule
0 replies 4 reposts 12 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
yet
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
walking around my house nude chanting SHOWER BEER like a mad tyrant
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
Shower beer is calling Answer? ✅/❌
2 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
a devious little imp approaches
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
thanks i made it myself
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
i hope joey chestnut is ok tomorrow
0 replies 1 reposts 12 likes
|
James
@tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What the fuck is Mario and Luigi’s last name
7 replies 5 reposts 17 likes
|
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
7 replies 32 reposts 278 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
lately I’ve been into organic melting
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
don’t wait up for me babe, i have to study this ancient and unsettling tome
3 replies 12 reposts 45 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
you jest
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
because of woke
2 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
love what they’re doing with goo
1 replies 1 reposts 14 likes
|
amy🧘♀️
@melatonin.bsky.social
[ View ] |
im really scared of ppl who have stuff like bird feeders and wind chimes because ive nebver been that far down my list of priorities
5 replies 7 reposts 50 likes
|
Dave "I Dissent" Conrad
@dconrad.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
yes a very cool and totally normal thing!!!
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Honkey Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
[ View ] |
are you tellin me a dick sported these goods
1 replies 4 reposts 21 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
"would u love me if i was a worm" no what why would you even say that
0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
being recruited for a very important mission (grabbing 5 kit-kat minis from the fridge)
0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
|
Sergio Sarcagian, "The Desert Diva"
@crulge.urinal.club
[ View ] |
Mr. Biden has been scheduled to appear on Howard Stern. Whether he will ride the Sybian is a topic of fierce debate among White House advisors.
0 replies 3 reposts 42 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
you spilled your mead all over me on the carriage ride back to the inn bro
1 replies 17 reposts 72 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
B, i'm cranking it backside
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
this is incredible
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
i can't stop hitting the weed pen button and inhaling penjamin button disease
2 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] |
secrets of the za-za sisterhood
0 replies 3 reposts 9 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
by ALL means
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
like when you pull one of those blob fish out of the deep ocean
1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes
|
|
slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
[ View ] |
!!!!
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] |
secrets of the za-za sisterhood
1 replies 1 reposts 2 likes