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Kelsey πŸ’™

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I both play and make video games. Wild.


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Got an email with the subject line β€œprotect Sora from the unexpected” and I wondered if there was new info about a Kingdom Hearts game but no, they just wanted to sell me pet insurance.

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The thing that always trips me up is how voice actors have to give the right voice when an unseen character starts having lines! I guess this is what you have to take notes on.

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β€œNot really sure why we thought this would help, in retrospect”

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I mean the weird thing is she does stop

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Yelling β€œno scares on stairs” at the dog as if that will stop her from harassing the cats

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They’re so prettyyyy!!!

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Heading up a support group for people who played Myst as a kid, hated it, and then played Myst as an adult with a friend and now think Myst owns.

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jamie quinn πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar jamie quinn πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @threnody.bsky.social
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we’re 5 DAYS into 2024 & *125* anti-trans bills have been filed across the US. do cis people know this map? this is risk for *adult* trans people across america. FL is already β€œdo not travel.” i must have a few cis followers. please share this. consider if you could live in a country like this.

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jeanne clawed pand ma'am's avatar jeanne clawed pand ma'am @meimeimeixie.bsky.social
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Paradise Killer is 60% off on Steam ($7.99 in US) and I genuinely seriously cannot recommend this game enough if the idea of an Agatha Christie locked-door murder mystery crossover of Warhammer 40k and Stargate, with the characters from JoJo, and set in the Miami of Miami Vice appeals to you.

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Really feeling this classic Onion article

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Abe Goldfarb's avatar Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social
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when a human chews with their mouth open: this is the most annoying sound in the universe and i swear to god if it keeps up there will be fucking murders when an animal chews with their mouth open: never has there been a cuter noise…please do not stop…let me bask in your chomps, little miracle

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That would have to be in Chicago, right?

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Talking to myself is the only way I keep my focus so it’s good for him to figure that out early

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I dunno, the AI description gives exactly the same amount of info in approximately 10x the time wasted reading it.

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After spending a few days in a house with small children I am devastated to report that I’ve got a little bit of chest congestion. I expect to be dead by tomorrow.

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To be fair, they added a lot more scatological humor, but I can tolerate β€œpeeing on my poopy” For the joy of β€œOutback Steakhouse, no rules, just _______” with one of the white cards being β€œOutback Steakhouse”

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It turns out the format of β€œhere’s a prompt with a blank in it” is substantially funnier than just β€œadjective” and there’s still a lot of content when you take out all the edgy shit like β€œaids” and β€œmessy blowjobs”

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I’m baffled to report that Cards Against Humanity: Family edition is really good actually.

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En Sabah Neurodivergent 's avatar En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social
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Reminder of the time when the creator of a Taylor Swift fan account went to jail for refusing to join the IDF, but still managed to sneak out hand-written messages about Taylor Swift to be tweeted. We stan a stan

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I will give you $20 if you can identify the song from these lyrics

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Helen Rosner's avatar Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social
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I know that a lot of my fellow Jews feel incredibly scared right now. I just don’t think feeling scared is a good enough reason to become an apologist for annihilative violence.

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I’ve gotten over the sticker shock a bit and I realize that they do come fixed and with all their basic vaccines so maybe that’s a reasonable price to pay for the adoption fee and all that veterinary care

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I wanna adopt a kitten but it turns out it’s like $350 per cat??? And they recommend you adopt 2?????

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TIL I still can’t listen to Linkin Park without crying. You can take the girl out of the emo, I guess.

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He seems so genuinely happy to be married to you. That man is in love and he is not afraid to talk about it. It was the complete opposite of Sebastian for me, who I felt basically only married me to get out of his parents’ basement.

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Just saw the most Seattle thing possible: the spiders have unionized.

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They’re seriously asking me on a scale of 1 to 5 how much the person I talked to should *have a job*

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Holy fuck. The survey I just filled out at the end of talking with Delta customer service just asked β€œhow likely would you be to hire this person if you owned a customer service company?”

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I had a dream about considering buying a new phone and then ultimately deciding against it, in case anyone is wondering what your 30s are like.

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This Unity stuff is great news actually because I was _also_ thinking of unilaterally deciding that Microsoft and Apple owe me millions of dollars.

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Thinking about when David Cage got really into Theory of a Deadman and included like half of their (pre-mainstream success) album in Indigo Prophecy. Most relatable the man has ever been.

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Kabanaw's avatar Kabanaw @kabanaw.bsky.social
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I remember watching some videos ruining post rock songs by adding a dude singing some trite lyrics on top of it and they gave me the same feeling that Ultima Thule's music does

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Petition to delete the word simile from the English language. Metaphors for all.

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Simile is a D-tier word whereas metaphor is S-tier. It is bullshit that comparisons just get a demotion when you use the trigger words "like" or "as"

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Giving money to Wikipedia is incredibly satisfying because they only ask like once a year or something and they’re always really nice about it.

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Studio executives are also paid way more so it’s just good business sense to replace them first.

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And now I don’t know what to do with the fact that this is the last little treat my mom will ever get me.

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I never tried it. I’ve never used the French press. I’m still not really a coffee drinker and don’t have a time part of my day where I brew a beverage.

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My mom was always bringing me little treats. She’d bring home some gummies from Trader Joe’s or a dark chocolate bar from the wine store. The last time she visited, she brought me some brewable ground cacao beans, and subsequently a French press to brew them in because I didn’t have a coffee maker.

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The Brits make fun of the US for saying "math" instead of "maths" because there're different types of mathematics but they also say "sport" so I don't think they really have a leg to stand on here.

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I can’t get it out of my head that I’m either going to live the majority of my life without my mom or I’m going to die younger than she did.

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