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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)@slowbeef.bsky.social |
1885 followers 106 following 957 posts
gamer, dad, dev, gamerdad, gamedev, devdad? he/him and old enough to bemoan we could’ve used pronouns in bios back in the dialup days
Twitch.tv/slowbeef or look me up on YT
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Wife: were they gay in the original? Me: what? Yeah. Yeah! You even vetted that last joke I posted! Wife: yeah but they weren’t explicit… were they? Me: hon, they bite each other’s necks. They don’t go, ‘no homo’ *hiss*
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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The world is so woke now. You know in the new series, they made Louis and Lestat gay???
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Sean
@publichealth.bsky.social
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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
@slowbeef.bsky.social
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This only exists because they wanted to change the formula and New Dildo was so badly received
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Well time to watch The Boys. Oh sorry for the confusion, that’s what I call Interview with the Vampire
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Don’t think I wont
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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God damn it I should’ve titled at least one Nine Sols stream “Hustle Cat”
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Man I love the eigong fight
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Got first ending, trying to 100% for better one
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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And that’s 250 boxes. I guess that gets graded and then I get to draw other stuff
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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“But Hawk tuah is the sound of a loogie” Yeh ok so it starts disrespectful but just let her cook
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
@slowbeef.bsky.social
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streaming nine sols for 100% run
it is the best game
twitch.tv/slowbeef
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I don’t know maybe I’m just a big softy but I think we should really celebrate Huak Tuah girl or whatever her name is; like she won the summer festival and she should get the Midsommar ending treatment. Like not the horror movie part just the flowers and stuff
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Ed Zitron
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Sorry I was late, I accidentally got in the Crazy Taxi
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Is the NES Remix?
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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My son is obsessed with speed running (he doesn’t really know how to do it (yet?)) My daughter said her favorite part of Too Many Games was winning a random match… I feel like I have to carve out time to help her lab smash and teach him splits, etc
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Also new Interview with the Vampire just feels a lot like “what if Anthony Bourdain was interviewing a vampire but was also really not impressed with vampires” and I like that vibe
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I like ep one of the new Interview with the Vampire show because it starts in modern times and the interviewer and Louis do this meta “our last interview sucked let’s try again” as if to say fuck Anne Rice, her vampire lore was fine but she really messed up how interviews go
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I couldn’t even tell you which tab that’s under lol
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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(The guy played DK and seemed like he knew what he was doing… I was genuinely unsure if he let her win which means if he did, he did a really good job and was a really nice gamer.)
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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So @orenronen.bsky.social LPed Danganronpa which I loved. The sequel though was a nightmare to moderate and I hated it.
But now I like it again
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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The big secret was if people DMed/emailed I almost always said yes
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I think Blender’s “problem” is that it does sooooo much that it’s just completely overwhelming to learn. I am getting there with it but it’s so all-in-one that even starting is a bit hard to manage
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Anti Arby's Activist☭☭
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hey @slowbeef.bsky.social look who turned up in goemon 2!
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Was playing Smash at TMG and a rando wanted to get in. I’m playing with my daughter but I said sure and let her play She talked a little trash! I go “oh don’t trash talk” and he goes “nah let her cook” and she won! Really liking Too Many Games. Now to watch a Pokemon glitch panel
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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A KEYBLADE WIELDER
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I uh
Made a purchase.
Shout out to @shadowhog.bsky.social and @rosella.bsky.social for turning me into this
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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(I got recognized in front of the girl which was a little nice)
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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My daughter wants to ask him if he’s played Atama to embarrass me (I promise I didn’t put her up to it)
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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On line to see The Frustrayed Gamer and we’re being rushed because the meet n greet is butting up against The Angry Video Game nerd’s time Folks I have been in line so long I am becoming a mad gamer … guy!
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I’d love a repository of this tbh
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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blow a fan!!!
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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This meme I made is proof that art class (drawabox.com) is paying off btw
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
@slowbeef.bsky.social
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7yo son: ah my favorite part of the day. Dad’s birthday.
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Boxes continue for those curious (178/250)
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Chet Faliszek
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I keep having ghost files not copying in UE5 and just seeing if I was missing something. This won't be the disaster AI post for everyone... but if you know unreal this Google response?!? Yikes... and then actual note they link to in their response.
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I like the “girl who is made of mortician’s wax and meat manifests itself in real life in jerky frames per second” But no so much the “here’s my dirty fingers reaching into my open wound real deep so we can cut to a new scene”
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Liking Stopmotion but there is a lot of Aronofsky levels of self harm to make you wince I don’t mean that in a cw kinda way, more like I’d actually think it was a lot creepier if they toned that down a lot because it’s too hard to watch since it’s painful and gross
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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“Let’s cut the bullshit, I have always been real with you unlike minors WHO I ONLY LIE TO AND AM NEVER SERIOUS WITH WHEN I TALK TO THEM”
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I literally cannot tell if it is parody Like people say that as an insult but I am genuinely unsure
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Kevin Spacey: “I’d like to announce I’ve started playing Fortnite”
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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Some PR guy just threw his hat against a wall and spat out “I told you to say you were banned for being a racist!!!”
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it's gita time
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Why would you do any of this when one of the most popular songs in America is about calling another guy a pedophile!!!!!! They’re shooting a fucking music video for it!!!!!!!!!
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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let's stream twitch.tv/slowbeef
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TieTuesday
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since my butt cheeks hurt too much I'm vibin w/ my buddy mdct for a couple hours while he does some DLC that I will not see for like 110 fuckin hours because George RR Martin be fartin out that content am i right bada bing smellden ring
twitch.tv/mdct
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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I can’t stop thinking about it. I’m about 8/9 through the game and I’m considering making a video review. I don’t do those!!!
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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blind Elden ring????
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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@chipcheezum.bsky.social hey uh, i think nine sols might be your bag
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Michael Sawyer (slowbeef)
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To hell with SEO, iykyk
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Indie Games Out of Context
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Star of Providence
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