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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)

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Freelance editor for video games and tech | just some aliens in a human suit | She/they

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K. A. β€œKick Γ…ss” PillΓ«'s avatar K. A. β€œKick Γ…ss” PillΓ« @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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And you know they raised the prices in response to COD coming to game pass

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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They both care and don't care about consoles. Care way more about services and just having you in Xbox overall

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Also fuck you if you use cloud

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I very much expected a price increase because by many accounts game pass is not scalable or profitable, but I didn't expect them to make it this much worse. I basically have to cancel, and I use it for work!

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Hell yeah

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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hello one of the two people

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Who wants my pitch "we're on the verge of an extinction event and you can track it with umbilical cords showing up in the fossil record" (this is a joke for two people)

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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AI chatbots saying that they're "experimental" is a dogshit disclaimer that doesn't do nearly enough to say that the tech just isn't good enough.

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Aftermath's avatar Aftermath @aftermath.site
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Been a minute since we've done one of these, but: We recently passed the 3,600 subscriber mark! Merch is on the way -- after we sort through some logistics -- and another podcast isn't far off. Thank you to all of our subscribers, without whom none of this would be possible

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Like I have nothing to say. It's stupid! It's all stupid! People are yelling at each other and I see more stupid stuff! What can I contribute that isn't "Hey everybody, maybe don't be stupid"

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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sometimes!!

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I haven't been posting about politics because hey other life stuff is more important, but this all sucks man. Just a bunch of dumb shit so dumb that even my apolitical, kind of liberal parents are like "what is this dumb shit."

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sarah jeong's avatar sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social
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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment β€œhe’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Can get it on sale next week probably!

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Prime Day is coming up. Every retailer is trying to compete and will also have sales. Those sales have already started. Don't buy Amazon πŸ‘

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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God dammit let me rewrite

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Everything I've learned about hawk tuey has been against my will

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Congrats!! Very cool and deserved

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Convinced gen z are trolling at this point. They know what's up

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Gym clothes on sale you say

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PCFclub's avatar PCFclub @pcfclub.bsky.social
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Biden:

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I'm sorry the media can't say "Biden needs to step down" when headlines like "his approval is going up in swing states" exist. You can't say "his debate changed everything" and also "seems like it didn't matter."

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CHOAM Nomsky πŸ’­'s avatar CHOAM Nomsky πŸ’­ @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Nyuuu

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the pics get steadily more stupid as you go

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Yeah it just gets worse. They're not even trying to trick people anymore

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I booted up my Kindle for the first time in a couple years and the AI recommendations are out of control (also I've never bought a kids book so they're also just bad)

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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it's how politics works!! I don't get it!

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I figured not too long after they put it up. Maybe within 20 years?

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Jim Zub's avatar Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.

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Saw this happening with a couple creators and it was super weird! It was like meeting with a politician made them shills and untrustworthy πŸ™„

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Karen K. Ho's avatar Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social
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I feel bad for the journalists inside the NYT, the WSJ and Washington Post trying to do excellent work in spite of leadership decisions and terrible op-eds that undermine those ongoing efforts

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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They do but at least it's not a direct link to the tweet for engagement

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I don't get why people STILL do this on Twitter!! At least take a screenshot or something that I can easily skip

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Cheewio*

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Looking at this dog like "you want a tweat? Want a tweat for fweedom?"

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I hope so! I think a happy medium between too much and too little is the right way to go, although I hope the people monitoring the analytics think about how one person is doing all this coverage and apply it accordingly. Very used to people at the top wanting too much from so little

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I'm glad but I do think about how little resources are being used (although I think that about most journalism a lot of the time)

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Just "huh weird coincidence"

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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NGL I had the same thought

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Best of the newer gender neutral terms

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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I think people seriously underestimate how most people don't really care about the news and just vote based on something like "yeah he seems cool" or "people aren't going to vote for Bernie he's a socialist"

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Actual cable tv jump scare

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Actual cable tv jump scare

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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Obviously go and vote but please don't stop at just electing another POS to the presidency. Clearly the current system isn't working

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Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½)'s avatar Carli Velocci (πŸ‘½) @carlivelocci.com
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True but a HOSPITAL

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Special place in hell for people who watch videos on their phone with the sound turned up in hospital waiting rooms

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