CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar

CHOAM Nomsky 💭

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Paul Topping's avatar Paul Topping @paultopping.bsky.social
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There's an app for that. I put it in the same app group as the "Not Hot Dog" app.

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's avatar @lildoggy.bsky.social
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While spitting out crypto coins.

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Miamichefpapi's avatar Miamichefpapi @miamichefpapi.bsky.social
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And created a fictional currency that makes seemingly normal people insane.

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marvin stardust's avatar marvin stardust @booourns.bsky.social
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You're a funny guy but in honesty I clicked your profile looking for an OF link

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y'all'dn't've's avatar y'all'dn't've @briantist.bsky.social
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📌

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मानस Mānas مانس's avatar मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social
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all while consuming several swimming pools worth of fresh water from what i have hears

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Ghost Coast.'s avatar Ghost Coast. @spectralthrum.bsky.social
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In "The Cassini Division", the second book in Ken Macleod's Fall Revolution series, the socialist Solar Union uses what are essentially *huge* futuristic versions of Babbage Machines, that are cooled down in planetoids of ice, and that still sounds like a better use than what "AI" does now.

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Hylen S's avatar Hylen S @hylen26.bsky.social
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Only the highest quality low quality answers.

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Minuit's avatar Minuit @zoroark.ca
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Capitalism is a cult that conveniently ignores entropy, having faith that growth can go on forever no matter how many times it is proven wrong. Unchecked, it will destroy everything in search of an unattainable goal.

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Glen Jackson 's avatar Glen Jackson @glenjackson.bsky.social
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Loved it, flipped it

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Boy howdy 's avatar Boy howdy @besmith.bsky.social
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I like this one post of yours. This one right here.

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Sacha Prins's avatar Sacha Prins @sacha.prins.net
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It was worth the effort. We’re just collateral damage on the way to improvement.

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Yobwo's avatar Yobwo @yobwo.bsky.social
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🤣🤣

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costrike's avatar costrike @costrike.bsky.social
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Yep.

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Transmorpher DDS's avatar Transmorpher DDS @transmorpherdds.bsky.social
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This has really made me reflect on how common it is for people to pretend something works in the desperate hope it will actually make money in the future. Like how not a single streaming service actually makes enough money to offset their operation costs.

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And makes water dirty.

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Evo Daily's avatar Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
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Ouch 🤣

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Alacar Leoricar - Same as it ever was's avatar Alacar Leoricar - Same as it ever was @thegeekmaster.bsky.social
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Once again I am reminded of this classic skeet
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Mrs. Bear 🐻 🐼🐻‍❄️🌸 🌊 's avatar Mrs. Bear 🐻 🐼🐻‍❄️🌸 🌊 @ladybear.bsky.social
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We’ve arrived as a society. Our time here is nigh.

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Tamara Keel's avatar Tamara Keel @tamslick.bsky.social
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"My name Late Capitalism, Producer of Dividends: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and bust a gut!"

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Jeremy Doan 's avatar Jeremy Doan @jeremymdoan.bsky.social
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look, in order to make an omelette you have to break a few species' ability to reproduce

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's avatar @analografik.bsky.social
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Doesn’t use an LM for logic other than to generate an algorithm that *should* calculate the answer. Pretty much how a brain works, which is a probability machine, too. I think that’s amazing and beautiful. I feel sorry for the planet. But human life is the problem, not non-human “life”.

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Jarkko Sakkinen's avatar Jarkko Sakkinen @jarkk0.bsky.social
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… and i thought all along it was for the sake of dick pics o_O

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Phizle's avatar Phizle @phizle.bsky.social
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AI is a step in the wrong direction but fortunately it's being overwhelmed by decarbonizing other sectors

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Linuxrebel 's avatar Linuxrebel @linuxrebel.bsky.social
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G Lloyd D.'s avatar G Lloyd D. @lloydgd.bsky.social
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And there we have it artificial intelligence described in a way that is practical.

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Lizardguy64's avatar Lizardguy64 @lizardguy64.bsky.social
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Hey, really quick, can you confirm that you are indeed making this post as a criticism of AI or LLMs or whatever ChatGPT and similar things are? Apparently a gaggle of techbros don't understand what you actually mean here and are failing to dunk on you.

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