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Arlan Hellison (famous)

@thehell.zone

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celebrity. denim vest enthusiast. Converse high top aficionado. connoisseur of violent trash. Hell Zone pod cast on occasion


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when I go to work I am basically in disguise from being a famous internet celebrity, a lot like Hannah Montana

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… Fahrenheit

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gonna be a nice day tomorrow

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iirc the website for this movie was feardotcom.com

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the energy is WEIRD and the portents are ODD

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really sorry, man

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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When the mutuals are fighting but I’m only mildly interested

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if I update my Thread To Keep Track Of Games I Beat I have to RT the original post or it does not get seen

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I have to believe that it is

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whenever someone is mad at me it helps to remember that I’m the only real person and everyone else exists solely for my amusement

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sure we all laugh at the fact that in Bloodsport Frank Dux accidentally created a situation where he would have to defeat two-thirds of the entire Earth’s population to win the tournament, but has anyone considered that a movie with this actual concept would be cool as hell

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John Wick: the coolest a man can ever be (assassin but retired so no longer evil) but also the most tragic a man can ever be (beloved wife dead due to tragic uncontrollable circumstances). but also a cool car and a pet. owns a home. knows martial arts. collects coins

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*pointing gun*

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*insistently* it’s COOL to be SAD

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watched this episode on Disney Plus

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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when someone's entire social media presence is being loud and angry to "bad" people they eventually run out of "bad" people and just start being cruel to strangers who didn't do anything

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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no

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accept

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useless bot thing based on Pathfinder I guess

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cool

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you could have stopped at “perfect game” tbh

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can you believe they have that kind of thing on Bluesky!!!! wow!!!

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seems normal to me 🧐

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whenever someone is mad at me it helps to remember that I’m the only real person and everyone else exists solely for my amusement

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no

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get kineticked

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Accept

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that’s right 😌

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Accept

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*Mortal Kombat theme voice* SEMEN CONTENT!!!!

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this is the semen content you, for some reasons, crave

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*sighs deeply * so … they’re called “Honey Nut Cheerios” and yet they contain no cum

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I hate that, personally

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one is fine, you need several cats though

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two hours. then I lift

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not that exciting

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when my dad suggests we move back to New Jersey together

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rigged!!!

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Accept

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR

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you really should start buying cones

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had to put a big warning onscreen every time they said it on Match Game

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you could kill a person in the 70’s by saying “making whoopie” to them

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turns out all my haters were just one weird guy with lots of costumes and wigs and stuff like that

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I gotta get rid of a tree growing in front of my shed 🤔

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oh hell yeah

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