Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe

Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

Very little Pre-Crisis, apart from Sivana’s mad science being more fantastical than Luthor’s (which wasn’t exactly grounded itself, either). Post-Crisis, Luthor’s more of a social manipulator type while Sivana has stuck to super science. (And more recently, super archaeology.)

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:52 UTC

Next time though, maybe DM me instead of calling me out in public

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

Kryptonians have a patriarchal naming structure where men inherit their fathers’ surnames, while women inherent their fathers’ full names. So Kal-El’s mother, for example, Lara Lor-Van, is the daughter of Lor-Van. If Kal-El had been born a girl, he’d have been Kal Jor-El.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:49 UTC

You’re right. It’s late. Deleting.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:43 UTC

Once you discover the true reason he is named Daddy the Father, you will be ashamed of your words and deeds

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:35 UTC

Don’t worry. The second is the worst one. They’re bangers from here on out.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

you were my brother anakin

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

@longboxreview.bsky.social Bag of holding style pocket dimension access.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:09 UTC

@persona.bsky.social Extremely overpowered “draw things to life” ability that makes you a movie-exclusive character never referred to again

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

@rainofterra.bsky.social You can instantly tell how any two people know each other.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

@mariarose.bsky.social Tear ducts like fire hydrants

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

@abandonedrocketship.com Quirkless. I’m so sorry.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

@elliotte-draws.bsky.social You can transform any appendage into any animal’s appendage. You can do more than one at a time with training but you always maintain a human torso.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

@rsnjeff.bsky.socia Perfect local aim. Everything goes where you throw it and how you want it to land… within 6 feet. Makes you good at darts and dice.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

@anarkass.bsky.social Quirkless. Sorry.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

@thekylestarks.bsky.social Mentally project yourself into a time-isolated shower stall, where you can formulate plans or think of the best thing to say. No time passes but you come back wet.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

@dickagency.bsky.social Can wield or use any object as skillfully as the most skillful person to have wielded or used that object before.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

@jordanriley.bsky.social You can project small objects into the future. Limit is initially a minute but can increase up to a year (and size of objects) with training.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

@megasigil.bsky.social Quirkless. It is what it is.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

@lediva.bsky.social Pet dander allergen control. You can make people allergic or immune to pet dander at your discretion. Severity increases with training.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

@murridion.bsky.social Quirkless. Yer QUIRKLESS, Jerry!

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Ooh baby do you know what that’s worth

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

I think she’s one of the Charmed Ones

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

@archerluck.bsky.social Quirkless. Alas.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

@tynithe8poundrobot.bsky.social Quirkless. Apologies.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

@quetzi.bsky.social Long noodly neon prehensile tendrils come out of the back of your neck. You can control their length and direct electric current through them.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

@kingadahipsters.bsky.social Long distance punches.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

I am an expert at DC Comics

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

@extremelyuncanny.com Utility Filler. You are Quirkless on your own, but your power manifests in groups of six or more people, filling a basic lacking archetype. So, if no one in the group can fly, you manifest flight. No super strong guys, that’s you. Et cetera.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

@tomtificate.bsky.social Intelligence clouding. You can make the people around you friendlier, but also dumber.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I believe in you

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

@mulletoverlord.bsky.social Extreme balance. You cannot be knocked down or over. You sleep standing up.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social Quirkless. Condolences

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

@tlawson.bsky.social Werewolf, but you can transform just by thinking really hard about the moon

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

I’m devastated, I wanted to give you one so bad but part of this is the 20% risk you don’t get one

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

@zoewithasword.bsky.social Quirkless. I’m sorry. Rolled a 1 on my D5.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

@neito.us You can transform almost anything or anyone into a 2 dimensional form for a short duration of time. Size and duration increases with training.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

@ianbobmorris.bsky.social Mob reading. You can tell what a crowd of people is thinking or feeling.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

@spookybanjo.bsky.social Soundwave dampening, trading volume of sounds you create for vibration.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

@areyoshi.bsky.social You have control over your terminal velocity, determining how quickly or slowly you fall from any height.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

@aaronsofaer.bsky.social You have regenerating teeth you can shoot out of your mouth like projectiles at will. With training you can increase their hardness, sharpness, and range.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

Resurrecting an old thread I made like 7 years ago: Like this post and I will tell you what the quirk of your counterpart is in the My Hero Academia universe.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Milkshakes for Superman, cookies for Batman, and ice cream for Wonder Woman.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

Flips

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Not enough SMB2 sprites

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Yeah, Wally and Barry eat for quantity, not quality The biggest foodie in the DCU though is Lady Shiva. She’s like a killer Anthony Bourdain.

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

The Inside Out characters in my head

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Definitely. But also you gotta read Superman vs Meshi. It’s delightful

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

The manga is specifically about his hyperfixation on Japanese casual dining thank you

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

I said it in 2020 and I’ll say it again now: you’re voting for who will make things worse slower

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