Patrick Monahan
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*extremely four day weekend voice* Folks,
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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy.
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Patrick Monahan
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*extremely four day weekend voice* Folks,
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Patrick Monahan
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I like and regularly get vanilla! This is about public perception
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Patrick Monahan
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VANILLA: uninspired, plebeian FRENCH VANILLA: avant-garde, sophisticated… maybe even a little dangerous??
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Patrick Monahan
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Watching TWISTER for the first time in forever and the Parade Of Guys in this. My god
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andy
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Patrick Monahan
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If you try to throw any candy other than Tootsie Rolls at a parade a guy shows up with a gun
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Patrick Monahan
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There’s a restaurant in Gloucester that does this great queso dip created by a guy called Gary. The dip is called Gary’s Dip. Gary left to work at another place in town, and the new place started selling the same dip. They call it Not Gary’s Dip. I think about this situation (and the dip) a lot
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Patrick Monahan
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Patrick Monahan
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Dog sleeping with their little head on your foot. So powerful
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Patrick Monahan
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Before and after eating way too much porridge
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Ryan Musial
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I know Mondays are supposed to be easier but I’m having trouble with this one..
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Patrick Monahan
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Terrific underlying dynamic
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Patrick Monahan
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Apple TV+ Presumed Innocent” 👍
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Patrick Monahan
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Rattled by the people I saw at this carnival eating fried dough (no sugar) with ketchup on it
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Patrick Monahan
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Michael Scott THANK YOU gif
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David_j_roth
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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Patrick Monahan
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*extremely nonzero chance a hospital helicopter crashes onto the red carpet* Folks,
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Patrick Monahan
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Sick of these federal agencies standing between We The People and our pollutants! Thank you SCOTUS!
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the thing noticer
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hey, not the op here but i can answer your question. i dont know
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Patrick Monahan
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I’m pleased to report that it’s real (and for all I know more may be coming)
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DC Pierson
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“Yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m Glick”
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Patrick Monahan
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Martin Short digging up Jiminy Glick the morning after that Slate article ran
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Patrick Monahan
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Oh nice one of the twin knights defected to our side. Better keep him in our inner circle, considering that this doesn’t create an incredibly unique vulnerability for us or anything
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Patrick Monahan
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People’s eyes were falling out of their heads. The BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA deaths were happening. And they were right to react that way
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Patrick Monahan
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Charles my friend thank you
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Patrick Monahan
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If you’re getting married in June, and your wedding band has the Mariah Carey Christmas song in their repertoire, it is truly hard to conceive of a bigger slam dunk crowd reaction wise
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Patrick Monahan
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*extremely big weekend voice* Folks,
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C h r i s n a
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Just the same: I'd love to yell "Unhand me!" but it only makes sense in a tense situation and I'm pretty sure it would only make my attackers hurt me more.
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Patrick Monahan
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Look if you have to yell “GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!” things aren’t going well at that moment but it still probably feels pretty cool
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Patrick Monahan
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Okay, getting a little passive-aggressive here
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Patrick Monahan
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When you get caught trying to chew through your brand new backseat tether
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Patrick Monahan
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Okay thanks 👍
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Patrick Monahan
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Wow
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eli yudin
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First one ruled so we’re doing it again www.eventbrite.com/e/sick-ass-p...
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Patrick Monahan
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We’re aware that there are some questions about our new hire, Sir Nigel Phonehackington,
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Patrick Monahan
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*extremely Business voice* Folks,
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Patrick Monahan
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The old guard said it was impossible. That the funding was a waste. But they lacked vision
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Patrick Monahan
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Joe Pantoliano hearing “work angles” as “wear Kangols” and nodding
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Patrick Monahan
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Just saw the phrase “the voice of the crypto voter” on X (Blaze Your Glory)
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Patrick Monahan
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NSA handler threatening to release a recorded compilation of me singing to the dog around the apartment
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Patrick Monahan
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Thrilling to every Dennis Franz appearance in DIE HARD 2 the way I did to the Joker in THE DARK KNIGHT
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Patrick Monahan
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First standup set in the city in nearly five (5) years and did not bomb horribly
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Patrick Monahan
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I love to Continue Watching
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Patrick Monahan
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New Line Cinema fanfare truly the Sound Of The Movies to me
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Patrick Cosmos
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logging on
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35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy
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r/Supermarket u/mister_market • 10h What’s everyone’s favorite aisle at the supermarket? Gotta be chips/snacks for me! 😀 u/grocerystorenotsupermarket • 9h • -76 points Uh, you mean the grocery store? 🙄
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Patrick Monahan
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“Is that… Quantrill?”
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Patrick Monahan
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On that Tanyon Sturtze shit
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Patrick Monahan
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Gone off that Joe Torre
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Patrick Monahan
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Hang on a sec, just gonna duck behind this corporate veil here,
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