DC Pierson

@dcpierson.bsky.social

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Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.

Dcpierson at gmail dot com

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

🫡

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Thurdis & Butthead

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

I Fucking Love Music

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

“It’s not gone to plan”

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Thanks!

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Bakers, today Prue and Paul would like you to make me some clothes

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Time to credulously report this heart-song from Mr. Honesty

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

They got multiplayer??? (Also glad you’re negative)

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Nothing but respect for my PM

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

4th of July is the perfect night to steal fireworks noises from the sound factory. No one will hear anything out of the ordinary

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

On the plus side, it’s a VERY funny intentional joke

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Heyyyy thanks!

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

I have… sad news

www.snopes.com/fact-check/k...

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Is this an Edward Gorey character

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Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

spy vs spy redux (2023)

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

This is such a good idea

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merritt k @merrittk.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Mentally, I’m already there

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Redwall-ass notification

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Do not cite the old magic to me, Witch. I was there when Starbucks gave out iTunes downloads on little cards

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Correct

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

*puppet series?* Talk about burying the lede!

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

You should start this! I feel like niche trade newsletter-y subscriptions that people can write off / convince their bosses to they need for work are a big thing right now?… I say as someone with feet planted in neither world going on vibes alone

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I’ll say it: Dill-anian

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

🫡

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

boy, i gotta tell you, as an american, i’m getting real sick of seeing “6-3” on things that will dictate the way i experience the rest of my life.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

here's a quick tour of the studio setup i use whenever i'm a third-wheel podcast guest. this is the onboard mic on my laptop. over here is the chair i sit in that's eight feet away. here's the router still using 2013 firmware that puts me on a 3-second delay and makes me step on everyone's jokes

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

The People’s Champ

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Your inner child only wants one thing, and it’s to draw an impossibly intricate city on the back of a study guide

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

“The Man Who Sold The World?” C’monnnnn

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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

ahh thinking about movies like Sorcerer and Thief and scenes of just showing a guy doing a task with his hands with no dialogue, scored by Tangerine Dream...

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Politics aside, can we all agree these are the only acceptable jobs for an 81 year old: 1) operating a night-market food stall their son does not want to take over so it will die when they do 2) making the films of Martin Scorsese

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

@tedleo.bsky.social of New Jersey: I came up with a song about the juice that makes you explode, and also about friendship and memory and the passage of time

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Hell yeah!

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

Need an anthology series from the POV of this mic

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

I don’t know what any of this is and that somehow makes it better

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Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Inspiring: This Machine Transforms 300 Gallons Of Clean Water And Three Days’ Worth Of Electricity Into A Single Photo Of Joe Biden With 27 Fingers And Gorilla Breasts

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Genuine LOL

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

The first chapter alone! Holy macaroni

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Shoulda seen this coming when the host of Top Chef Canada was a guest judge of this season’s TC finale

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Dan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

Huge win--congrats to everyone who fought for it

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

We once briefly convinced my friend’s brother that Duane Reade was instituting something called “The Duane Zone” where it basically turned into a singles bar for an hour each day, complete with sexy music and lighting

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

This piece rules

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

“Yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m Glick”

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Martin Short digging up Jiminy Glick the morning after that Slate article ran

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Take my money

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