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David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social |
I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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Alice Stevens®
@sickalice.bsky.social
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You don't get the annual update in the mail that details "acceptable levels" of harmful things in your tap water?
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@fiddledeedum.bsky.social
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Judges: a little somthin' somethin' for my bank acct, please..after the ruling, of course. To stay on the up and up...
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@liberallythinking.bsky.social
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The water only kills you if you’re a non-believer. Otherwise you get raptured by cancer from Jesus. /s
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want them to fix that problem before it got bad enough to need to tell me about it.
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Paul Rosenberg
@paulrosenberg.bsky.social
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you got that all wrong. Jesus had a pet dinosaur. His name was Spot.
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eugene D.E.B.S.
@bighorn.bsky.social
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Heritage Foundation, upon finding out that raw milk has killed 800 senior citizens in Albuquerque: “To you it’s a tragedy, but to us it’s a simple market correction and the milk producer will be punished by marginally lower sales. See how much more efficient that is than requiring pasteurization?”
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@regular-joe.bsky.social
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Amen to that! The Supreme Court has become the “Christo-Fascist court”
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freakanatcha.bsky.social
@freakanatcha.bsky.social
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Pre-trial conference
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Irontuna
@irontuna.bsky.social
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Who taught you Bible? Dinosaurs were killed in the flood, duh
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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So... yeah.
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New Mexico Man
@newmexicoman.bsky.social
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Dying of mercury poisoning to own the libs.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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Believing in dinosaurs is considered woke now
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@jimjoe.bsky.social
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All these Flintstone kids running around as adults preaching about the existence of dinosaurs. 🤷♂️This country is failed in every means. The shroud of American exceptionalism was dispelled by Ronald McDonald. Next is big Purple singing Dino's. Donald was America really ever 'great'?
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Liz 🧡 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@circaliz.bsky.social
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Why? Why are they like this?
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juno. stump
@juno.bsky.social
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The Devil hid all of those bones here to trick God’s soldiers but otherwise this is all spot-on and i completely agree with you. God bless and may Trump save us from the science people. /s (just in case )
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Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
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My wife writes and reviews the intricacies of food safety regulations but I'm sure Matt Gaetz and Clay Higgins can do that just as well
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Adam Jay
@bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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The six years really gives the cancer time to develop so you can have standing
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Tired & Angry 🇪🇺💫 🇮🇪
@angrytired.bsky.social
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You sure about that? 😂😬🤔
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Loaf Warden, Frood
@eagain.bsky.social
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Better yet, leave it to the free market. Water sellers who slowly poison there customers will eventually go out of business.
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Adrian Bonenberger
@bonenberger.bsky.social
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Don’t forget the part where you learn after the trial that the 29 year old judge’s father, who is a huge influence on the judge’s life, sells poison for water
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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Maybe if the dinosaurs hydrated without complaining, they would have existed
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Joe Flynn
@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
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Those aren't maggots in your uninspected meat...they're liberty larvae
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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I absolutely want whoever graduated from this to decide dangers of power plants. bsky.app/profile/numb...
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Doug Merrill
@bagatsen.bsky.social
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Don't forget the gratuity afterward!
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Coffee Indiana
@coffeeindiana.bsky.social
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Sorry to ruin this 😂
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Ryan Nanni
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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Meat spoilage should be between you and your clergy member, David
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John O’Donnell
@jodami.bsky.social
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From across the pond, it’s looking pretty grim, and we know what that feels like. Good luck everyone.
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Hylen S
@hylen26.bsky.social
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Exactly. What about my freedoms??
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D Jackson
@britlitreader.bsky.social
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Mack Ray
@mackray.bsky.social
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late June is skyrocketing up the “consistently worst week of the year” charts
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Nicholas Slayton
@nslayton.bsky.social
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Thank you, Vice President Cheney.
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Ea-nāṣir
@jedgarnaut.bsky.social
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The joke's on you; I like drinking cancer-causing hydrocarbon runoff.
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Twanald
@doodoobrain.bsky.social
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Oh, Bible College actually teaches that dinosaurs are real…and that they lived alongside humans until about 5,000-10,000 years ago.
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Colin McGowan
@csmcgowan.bsky.social
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[Jon Gruden voice:] I *like* this dangerous water.
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DawnRay
@dragongirlb.bsky.social
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Sigh
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@graweman.bsky.social
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Chief Justice Carl Everett is the final word in this American's house 🇺🇸🫡💪🇺🇸
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@nojustdan.bsky.social
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Yeah ! What do scientists know about science anyway ?
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'viktor shtrum'
@viktorshtrum.bsky.social
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Carl Everett didn't believe in dinosaurs either
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃
@sporkboot.bsky.social
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it'll be pretty cool when im on a job site and ask why there's no chlorination going into new water pipes and they say 'oh that's not required anymore'
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Alex Remington
@alexremington.bsky.social
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I insist that all administrative law judges be Carl Everett The administrative law circuit should be the All-Carl team
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Locopells
@locopells.bsky.social
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And that's why you don't elect judges...
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@patriciashannon.bsky.social
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Satire.
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Michele Stuart
@crystalbrier.bsky.social
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You trying to make me laugh, or cry?
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Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
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Poison is mostly vibes anyway
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Patrick Monahan
@pattymo.com
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Michael Scott THANK YOU gif
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West Coast Chick
@welcome2absurdia.bsky.social
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@jiminnh.bsky.social
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When I teach bureaucracy to my h.s. class I start with this: You want to be sure the aspirin you take for a headache is safe. To test it you can choose between me who, knows a lot about government and laws, or the A.P. Chemistry teacher. Even the kids get it. Go with the Chem teacher not the lawyer.
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Beverley Kendall
@beverleykendall.bsky.social
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Copying this and posting it on Threads!
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Toby Berry
@tobyberry6325.bsky.social
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Hahah- scary, isn’t it?!
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the jEfE
@thejefe.bsky.social
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Don't forget to have the appropriate corporation/group/oligarch pay off, I mean leave a gratuity for their Supreme Court ruling. I wonder if they will be brazen enough to put up a price list.
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StabbityDoom
@stabbitydoom.bsky.social
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Well do I have good news for you
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Ryan Marino
@ryanmarino.bsky.social
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Knowing how our environment is gonna go, I am starting to come around on the Fremen suits
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Jay Willis
@jaywillis.bsky.social
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The Originalist Case For Bringing Back Cholera
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Emily
@emmykn.bsky.social
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In fairness, I think they believe dinosaurs existed. It’s just they think that humans lived at the same time, and used them as appliances or modes of transportation like the Flintstones.
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S knows that p
@sknowsthatp.bsky.social
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Inject it right into my bootstraps
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Sid Wishes
@sidwishes.bsky.social
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I'm a bureaucrat. Everything not sanctioned by One American Church, America First Led By Jesus is by definition poisonous at best, most likely demonic or even satanic. Please pay and receive our handheld, blessed and cleared items. Keep your children safe.
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Common people
@uncommonpeople.bsky.social
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I think that FDA drug approval panels should be formed by 12 randos with no particular training or expertise. Because all you need to adjudicate incredibly complex matters is your core beliefs and common sense.
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Tamara Keel
@tamslick.bsky.social
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“This SCOTUS decision sponsored by Deus Vult Water Treatment LLC, who purchased an ATV trailer for Thomas’s RV and a new flagpole for the Alito household.“
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mid hatfield
@brandyjefferys.bsky.social
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Oh shit, when did you move to West Virginia? The change took hold quickly, I see..
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Noamar Garciachomsky
@kduffchicago.bsky.social
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It's not the government's job to tell me whether the water is safe to drink. It's the government's job to tell my 14-year-old she can't play junior varsity volleyball without Ben Shapiro personally inspecting her genitals
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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I'm not going to defer to those fucking paleontologists about whether T-Rex had feathers, I'm taking that shit right to court
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Rumpole the Brief
@rumpole-brief.bsky.social
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Would it help if SCOTUS reversed 6 years later while they left the poison in? Because that seems almost as horrible.
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Sydney Bloomington
@bloomington19.bsky.social
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Are you a writer…?
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Lizzz Farrell
@lizzz-818.bsky.social
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Exactly. Sciencey collegers make up stuff like quarks and prions so people won't eat hamburgers. Like it's some agenda to "save" Brazilian natives by cheating us out of cheap fancy hardwood for our floors. Do they think we don't read Vonnegut?
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KayKinMD
@kaykinmd.bsky.social
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That would be an egghead bureaucrat with a PhD in biochemistry would it not?
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🏳️⚧️ Sonic Youth Pastor
@josie.zone
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So brave!
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@twofeather.bsky.social
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If this thins the MAGA herd their judges and their felons, I am all for it.
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@bluesouth.bsky.social
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Jesus died for your sins. Everything since is just details.
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Alisha Grauso
@alishagrauso.bsky.social
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Too bad you'll be dead of cancer by then, LOSER.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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We’ve been lied to by the Flintstone-Industrial Complex for decades, wake up sheeple
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strive for pithiness. land on glib.
@scruffymane.bsky.social
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opens letter notifying you that justice gorsuch is now your HOA president
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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti
@spagritty.bsky.social
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maybe even some republicans don't want sewage in their hamburgers and will legislate to save the administrative state. but i'm not counting on that happening until after we've been eating sewage for a while.
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@arthurdeodat.bsky.social
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After I'm dead of course
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