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Critical Thinkingβ€’Scienceβ€’Anti-Theistβš›οΈ

BSc Zoology🧬β–ͺ️Grand Prix Dressage Riderβ–ͺ️Sister of Fallen SoldierπŸŽ–οΈβ–ͺ️Domestic Violence Survivorβ–ͺ️Proud LGBTQ MumπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ


#FreePalestine πŸ‰


⚠️DM inappropriate shit & I’ll post it publicly.


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Always wanted to marry a baker named Edith so I could have my cake and Edith, too

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Thanks lovely, have an awesome day. Catch you tomorrow.πŸŒ›πŸ©΅πŸ©΅πŸ’€

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I’ve learnt a little since knowing you!πŸ˜‚β™ŸοΈ I got the remote!!!πŸ₯³πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ

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Because one leg is on the control button, got it!πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰

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But he’s so beautiful and he gets more words per minute.πŸ˜‚ I love that gif😍

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Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.

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That’s cool AF!

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It’s my Aussie typistπŸ˜‚

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i’ve been caffeine free for seven hours murder seems likely

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this is how my posts are written

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As a kid I thought Prince was singing β€œraspberry parade” & was like hell yeah brother take fruit celebration to the streets

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I’m patient ☺️

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Yay, coming homeπŸ₯³ That means blanket forts in the new year! Indoor and outdoor ideas!!😊

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Thankfully, It’s made all the difference.πŸ˜…

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For minimal effort on my behalf too.πŸ₯³

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Easy bunch then!? As long as they can focus on the task at hand.πŸ˜‚

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I didn’t notice it but smart thinking a lock is mandatory, I can’t just have anyone waltzing in and opening it β€œwilly” nilly!🀣

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My very own New Zealanders!🀣

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Gotcha πŸ˜‰ Night from me, David. Sleep well. πŸ’€πŸ˜΄πŸŒ›

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I know🫣 I better put myself to bed!πŸ˜‚

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Omg🀣 Are you suggesting I take advantage and open up my own bank?

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Still too muchπŸ˜‚

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Non returnable tooπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

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πŸ’€πŸ€£

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It’s quite the load!!πŸ˜‚Breathtaking, gasping and deep breaths!🀣🀣

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That’s fineπŸ˜‚, it had to be said! I thought twice about posting it but today I chose crass.

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πŸ’―πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚

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I’m going with fun worker that laughed every single time they stuck that sticker!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Awesome news!! πŸ€—πŸΎ

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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You too Rick! All is well thanks lovely. I hope you’re doing well tooπŸ€—πŸ©΅

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πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ©΅πŸ’œ

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πŸ˜‚

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🀣🀣

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Just a load of innocent type shenanigansπŸ˜‡

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πŸ’―If I was the sticker person, I’d do it too.

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Oh absolutely, this wasn’t their first rodeo.

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Umm excuse me fresh vegetable delivery packerπŸ‘€

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A full clown car, but the passengers are my polycule.

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Sending an apology using dots and dashes is re-morse code

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I’m the same with my kid, thankfully taller than me!

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Oh that’s cool to know, he’s very tall!😊

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Very.😌 Great pic!

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Basin and Range, the excerpts were from The New Yorker, I think.

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Clever.πŸ˜‚

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