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SqueakynBB
@squeakynbb.bsky.social
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😺💛 For all with Cats or Dogs:
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Wilbur72@wilbur72.bsky.social |
775 followers 514 following 3435 posts
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7t7cqngtq
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SqueakynBB
@squeakynbb.bsky.social
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😺💛 For all with Cats or Dogs:
1 replies 12 reposts 20 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I did when they called offsides and negated a goal.
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.
3 replies 20 reposts 55 likes
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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.
@lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Why do they call it penis and not cumsicle?
1 replies 5 reposts 14 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*Gain Flings voice* Wanna ride in my van? Don't mind the bleach smell, I just cleaned it.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later
8 replies 44 reposts 110 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me what I’m talking about?
12 replies 36 reposts 92 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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😅
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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I was gonna say the New York Knicks top all-time 38 players including John Starks.
1 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
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Rufus
@te-kanawa.bsky.social
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I put my shorts on like everyone else: With a marching band and cheerleaders encouragement
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Relationship status: I passed one of those For Sale signs with the picture of the Realtor and stopped to swipe right on it.
0 replies 5 reposts 14 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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Works every time in Amish country
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Apparently women on the subway don’t like to be complimented on their sideburns.
2 replies 9 reposts 19 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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Feel free to elaborate
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Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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Talking buttholes with my bestie...I think I'm blueskying irl
1 replies 6 reposts 10 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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🙌
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*Gain Flings voice* Wanna see my basement?
0 replies 10 reposts 14 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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That was not offsides!!
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I need the soccer game to end 2-1. Doesn’t matter if ENG or NED wins…just 2-1. 💵
2 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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My therapist says I can’t duel anymore. She thinks Mr Cannoli is one of my alter egos and I’m starting to believe it too
3 replies 22 reposts 65 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I only follow people in their 20s here to meet their dads
2 replies 13 reposts 30 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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Not that much actually. Ya gotta eat something Stella
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I didn’t eat until 12:30pm. That never happens.
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I just followed back one of those accounts hoping to get that DM so I can have a little fun.
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Nothing more sus than an "attractive" "young" "female" sliding into your dm's with "hi"
6 replies 14 reposts 40 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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My 9: Mom why do we honk at cows when we drive by? So we can let them know we love them.
5 replies 26 reposts 67 likes
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BippityBoppityBong
@bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
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oh, you like the phone inoinrio v3? you should get the ofoifoid pro 8, fuck all the way off, charge me the $200 in hidden fees and let me leave.
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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I’ve had better decades
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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The bigger the bird, the bigger the poop on your windshield
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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There should be a non-alcholic beverage option for communion, such as nun-sweetened tea.
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SaltyGirl
@saltssaltgirl.bsky.social
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What if the hills really were alive with the sound of music?!?!
4 replies 12 reposts 33 likes
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Rufus
@te-kanawa.bsky.social
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Dropping random emojis and words in replies Testing out new secret feeds
2 replies 12 reposts 30 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Look, I just want an element named after me and to solve a murder mystery on train I really don’t think that’s too much to ask
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bacon popsicle 🫀
@gupton68.bsky.social
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I suffer extreme fear of failure. Given my poor lifestyle choices heart failure tops the list but liver and renal are pretty high up there, too.
4 replies 21 reposts 54 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I’m not asking to win aaalllll the lotteries…just 1. I’m not greedy.
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Teacher pets grow up to be the coworkers who join online meetings 5 minutes before their scheduled start.
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Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
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Put this on my headstone with my collection of heart eye emojis
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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This isn’t a spiral into insanity, it’s a beautiful pirouette.
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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I know I'm totally fucked up, but at least I can fucking laugh at myself.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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The bugs and leeches are out in full force and nature is feeling a lot like twitter right now.
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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muting the word butthole is gets a salad at mcdonalds behavior
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AllTimeAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
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People are fucking great at avoiding truths they don't fucking like
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Apparently having your mom calling you in sick from work doesn’t count.
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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TY both 🙏🏼
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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🙌😁
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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heatwave needs to calm tf down
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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I wondered why I was snoring then looked out the window and saw the raining and pouring
1 replies 4 reposts 11 likes