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cakemittens
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I am
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exactly as God made me
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I am
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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starting intactivism but for ass hair. if you ever shaved your ass you need to uhhhhhh jelq it back somehow
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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holding my hands up shoulder height with my palms forward
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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I suppose what Game of Thrones has to teach us about politics is itโs a long depressing slog until you reach the conclusion and then a bunch of idiots randomly choose someone to lead the country even if it makes no sense
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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sorry to interrupt but you should play the monkey Island games imo
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rose
@lightblanket.bsky.social
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You drank from the hose? What attachment? What setting? Elapsed time?
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I thought this was founded in facts but googling "did Marie Curie work with urine" is turning up a bunch of unrelated bullshit
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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as an independent ๐
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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George Clooney should run, honestly. why the fuck not.
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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madam xurie novel prize for piss
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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getting excited about the prospect of living to the age that I could seriously hurt myself trying to disembark an escalator
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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you're thinking of oceans eleven
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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he's great in Burn After Reading. I know id fuck him
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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he told people not to stain line if they're in line
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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you can count on me to count you in
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Jay Willis
@jaywillis.bsky.social
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IMPORTANT: The website for Jonathan Mitchell's sock puppet org suing Northwestern for "bias against white men" is an open submission form asking for "evidence of race or sex preferences at any university you've been associated with." Just FYI! fasorp.org
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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it's right there in the pudding
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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good morning!!
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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waiting until my tea has fully darjeeled before I drink it
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I'm pink enough good vibrations
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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although I just thought of this - Joe announces he's not gonna run, stick whatever white man in the nom position, Joe steps down, Kamala kills trump, new nom condemns it and says he'll expand the supreme court to curb the powers of the president
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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screaming "FAAAAAKE" at the first one from the back of the auditorium
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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democracy is on the ballot. democracy's bum is on the swedish.
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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reading the exact right article about how if the GOP does the holocaust it would be bad and turning the hearts of all the nazis who are gonna vote for him because they think it's good, actually
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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Jostler's Choice
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I don't wanna talk politics but I'll just say there is zero chance Kamala would win
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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what is everyone behind the scenes of?
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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angrily texting building group chat that i can tell nobody prayed for me tonight
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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Bequenith Solvosh
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I love classic
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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the other week before my trip I hit the jackpot and got to the walg right as the beverageman, in a monster jersey no less, was unloading
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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the PMM
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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oh by the way - the Cigarette is alive and well in europe
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I have no problem with thinking globally. but I have to draw the line at acting locally.
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JLP
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The purpose of a system is what it does... gotta say Christianity not looking too hot under that lens
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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horse eats plant matter, contributing to climate change
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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uhhhhhhhhhh during coffin week? good luck. lmao.
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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not familiar with it. glad he's dead, as well as in hell
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furby hancock
@furbyhancock.bsky.social
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waiter, there's a hideous reflection in my soup
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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shower instead of enjoying it during the shower, able to set it down on a plate of peel and just eat segments occasionally while soaking in the warm water
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cakemittens
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just want to provide an update on this: I peeled the entire thing and absent-mindedly tossed the peel before realizing that meant I could no longer rest the orange on the ledge in the shower without the edible meats coming in contact with shower grime. so I had to quickly eat it before my ...[1 / ?]
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cakemittens
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[in an air conditioned bus arriving 50 minutes late to my job in an air conditioned office] there's basically nothing more difficult in the world than coming back from vacation in the alps
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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kalamata olive flavored sparkling water
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little freak library
@sullivanjones.bsky.social
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Do not scold me about Joe Biden. Go talk to him. He is the president of the United States and I work at the store.
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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do mind if I don't
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the thing noticer
@bug-deal.bsky.social
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just invented an insufferable brand called 3Six Tea
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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you're on to something here my friend
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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wild that fruity means heterosexually horny over there
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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I can only presume God was "having a normal one" when he made me ugly
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