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Mike is talking shit about Blade Trinity like he doesn’t own it on blu ray

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Mother persists in her treacherous lie that one Capri Sun is enough. At a mere 6.8 fluid ounces, Mother? Shall I wither and perish to satisfy your craven pride?

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I don’t understand why they have to make the world worse when they could be at the beach

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Inspired by Molly and Jason to wear my denim dress today

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I had to explain this to my boss a few years ago

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I wonder if, since I call my senators every night, their staff can tell when I’m drunk. I guess it might have been obvious last night because I told them to retire.

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Gregory Possum-Finder's avatar Gregory Possum-Finder @gregerskine.bsky.social
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was trying to remember my friend's kids' names, and correctly recalled they were "Matty" and "Sean" but was worried I only thought that due to racism about my friend being a Boston-area white guy

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We weren’t allowed to wear camo because “war is hell and not a fashion statement” which is such an intense and true thing for my mom to say to her small children

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Sure I got called deformed in school, but now I have complete control over my weird eye and I get to see optometrists AND ophthalmologists get excited

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I love having a rare defect that doctors are delighted to see

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I’m just gonna watch Southland Tales again

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I tried three times and fell asleep every time

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This sounds like a baby wrote it I know

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I like to see them from a distance (I am accident prone but I like colors)

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If they invent time travel, I’ll take you to $1 bag day at the Cape Cancer Thrift

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She's not my type but I think *someone* could fall in love with the lady who lives in my headphones and says "power auf"

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I heard the costume designer was just like, go to the store and get whatever’s weird

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Growing up on cape cod, the thrift stores were filled with shit like this

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They give you a gown with titty holes after you give birth

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Everyone’s thinking it, but I’m the only one brave enough to say it.

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Ok turns out I only need “baby progressives” and I can wear some +0.75 gas station cheaters over my contacts

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I go to the eye doctor tomorrow and I’m nervous!

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I have done it for fast food before when I was only nearsighted instead of BOTH

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Can’t wait to use my phone to zoom in on a menu

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Actually if I get bifocals maybe I’ll stop getting carded

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My husband tried on my glasses and was horrified at how blind I am but they’re not even doing enough now! Fuck!

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Oh my god I think I need reading glasses

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How do I get my messages on top of a pretty city?

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Ok for some reason I first thought these were something like the jerkoff booths at our local store and not something he paid for to take home. So I was like, wow he was in there a while!

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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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ME: Just these please. CLERK: Condoms? Nice. Big night, my man? ME: Yes. I am going to fill them with jello so I can pretend I'm eating big bugs. The warm gelatin imitates the texture of bug meat, but in place of bug skin I'm mainly excited to chew apart the wet condom plastic. Do I insert or tap.

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Annabelle 🎀's avatar Annabelle 🎀 @soothebelle.bsky.social
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IT'S MICHELLE GRIMBLEDON SEASON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Nidal Hanouna 🇵🇸's avatar Nidal Hanouna 🇵🇸 @nedalhanouna1996.bsky.social
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For what sin does that child live this war without milk, diapers, sanitary water, and the sounds of explosions?
Children of Gaza
#children #Gaza #palesting 🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Eelaware 's avatar Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social
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Look at this magnificent fellow

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if you are good you go to Heaven. if you are really good (REALLY good) they let you have a Chain Wallet up There

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I wore a long purple wig to work on st Patrick’s day one year because I didn’t want to deal with a hundred comments about my green hair. My coworker: “did you dye your hair? Wait, did you GROW your hair?”

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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈's avatar bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social
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The sweet girls next to us were like “do you know that guy? Is he a creep?” and I was like “he’s the mayor and also yes.”

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CVS stop trying to give me the hep b vaccine that I already got for free in my elementary school gym!

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