I remember to take my morning meds because they are in a little basket next to the coffee filters. I remember to take my evening meds because they are in a little basket next to my night time face cream. You don't have to put them all in one cupboard! The storage police will not come and get you.
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Make desire paths, but for everything! Forget about the way things are “supposed” to be, and reduce that activation energy any way you can
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The shark doctor is in! Ask me anything. Have questions about sharks? Marine biology? Ocean conservation? Me? Anything at all? Ask me anything! Ask away, my flight is in two hours and I’m bored.
Tag friends who might have questions, and please share!
🧪🦑🌎
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Oh, niiiiiice. You want to sign on as a coauthor?
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This will be a chapter in my forthcoming book Tips and Tricks for Everyday Sadism
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It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!
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As I said to my wife, it’s a convenient that I’m a lesbian, because I poked them in and gave them a little swirl with my fingers
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Very smart!
Though heads up: if you end up buying a milligram scale off Amazon, the algorithm will then show you mini zip lock bags and rolling papers for the next several years.
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Dear me:
please drink some coffee before attempting to make blueberry muffins for breakfast
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So. Tedious.
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Wowwwwww. Dude. Just give your credit card to someone and sent them to the store and stop being a cheapskate 🤦🏻
(To celebrate our last forensic science week — yeah, that’s a thing — our lab director told the lab tech to organize a potluck, and then she signed up to bring utensils)
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Hope you are able to rest well 💙
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The 80s were wild, man. People just nodded when clowns asked to kidnap their children
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DUDE. SAME.
Okay, not the part about punching the clown, but I do remember walking backstage to get in the truck, passing the goat who was playing the unicorn and reaching out to pet him, and being scolded by the clown. Jerk.
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It’s nice to know the extra air is really helping, at least?
I’m glad it was only a couple hours of an outage!
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The part where I dream about being stuck in an airlock or something while my unconscious mind processes not being able to breathe is super fun, too
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I have no words, but sending you all the love I can
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