Thinking about when I was staying in a random flat in London and I ordered some curry and couldn’t get it because they had weird door locks and I couldn’t open the door to get out of the apartment.
I had to sit and bang on the door until eventually a neighbor passed and I slipped them the key.
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My Twitter audience paid for my dad’s cancer treatment and saved his house. Raised a ton of money for Standing Rock and mpls protests. Got me a book deal.
And I’ve learned so much from other people and the friendships I’ve made.
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"How could Texan voters support this? All the people of Houston had to do was vote in the one ballot box in Harris County on top of the JPMorgan Chase tower on the day that the elevators were all closed for maintenance."
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Yes
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Did you know Chappell Roan is from the town where the US government stores 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in an old limestone mine?
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I’ll look it up after the time trial.
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I really want to know how the drivers in the Tour de France train. That has to be so incredibly stressful, and they have to be tracking so many things at once. I would watch a show about it.
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And before anyone can fucking say anything, most people in Texas do not support these fascists. It’s one of the hardest states in which to vote. It’s the second most diverse state in the nation, full of BIPOC who have been disenfranchised.
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About 10% of the country lives in Texas, where it’s now becoming an accepted GOP opinion to support Texit, aka, you know, a fucking civil war.
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Wild, that some people that look at Project 2025 and dismiss it, when 23,000 people in Texas had to birth their rapist’s baby last year, a parent has to sign an affidavit each time their child goes to the library in Idaho, and there’s an open war on Trans people.
Folks in red states are living it.
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She did indeed
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Also I got to write a piece in the Guardian and be on the BBC for it? A tweet? The old days on Twitter were wild.
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You gotta go viral enough that they worry about the PR and potential legal problems.
*this was not my current employer, he’s a sweetie pie perfect angel
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That time I tweeted that most women of my generation and younger have nudes, and that we shouldn’t penalize them, but scorn the people that leak them.
It went very viral and then my boss called and fired me and then an hour later I got another call from telling me I definitely wasn’t fired.
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It’s unimaginable to me that anyone can survive a Texas summer without AC at this point. It’s not just uncomfortable it’s a massive health risk.
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I went from Lone Stars to this 😫
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I didn’t have a jigger and the 1/4 cup was dirty.
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I don’t drink often, but apparently a 1/2 cup of tequila is too much for one drink that also has 6oz of champagne.
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Waffles is the strangest dog. It’s like full grand finale poppin off out here and he’s just chillin. Won’t go inside.
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We are also eating barbecue so he’s standing guard for scraps.
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My husband asked me to make him a Fourth of July cake, which was pretty anti-Indigenous if you ask me.
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Are cherries on your #July4 menu? They come thanks to workers like Pablo who shared this pic from where he was harvesting cherries in Yakima WA. He works piece rate. This means he rushes to pick as many as possible while getting the quality growers require. #WeFeedYou
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It seems to be true. Uncrustables are my favorite.
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If you turn Paris upside down it becomes one of the alien ships from Independence Day
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I could google it but I thought we could all try.
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Ooh
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Can you air fry a hot dog?
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I love that my new vacuum comes with instructions to not pick up fire.
Who did this. Who.
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He sat for that!
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I normally don’t critique someone’s appearance, but the author of that piece is one scurvy ass looking mother fucker
Like, fine, don’t vote, maybe eat some citrus fruits and wash your hair