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Stephen Granade

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Science presenter, robotics researcher, fiction writer, interactive fiction person, award-winning Virgo. Co-editor of Small Wonders SFF magazine. they/he

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Nothing sums up our current economy quite as well as “AI needs so much power that we may re-start the other half of the nuclear power plant that nearly slagged Pennsylvania and that the CEO describes as ‘in pretty good shape.’”

wapo.st/3WkxNYh

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One of the best things (that was the worst thing at the time) was when I got pulled into a contractual lawsuit at my day job. It gave me a crash course in contract wrangling. If you don’t understand part of your contract, ask the publisher, and push back on unnecessary rights-grabby clauses.

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I enjoy a well-done convention panel title where it’s Teaser: Actual Subject (“Crabs, Buses, and Trees: Convergent evolution run amok”) but after a decade of planning a con track, I’m convinced the right answer is nearly always the topic presented plainly.

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I love this poem by @avramargariti.bsky.social.

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Our youngest kid took a picture of our dog that is the ultimate Glamour Shot™️ of her.

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My “healthy soap” name has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my name.

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Have you read "The Mummy Gets Adopted" by Amy Johnson in our issue 7? It's tough being undead, but having a furry friend helps. Check it out here:

smallwondersmag.com/...

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Ain't no way we're taking him out the window to glide to escape.

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Yessssss.

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Forget generative AI that produces glurge and makes plagiarism easier, the real automation win is that my car unlocks the door without me having to pull out my key fob.

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Though I’ve also seen SFF readers get stuck on wild things, like the reader who commented that I shouldn’t introduce fantasy animals in the first paragraph like *checks notes* the hoopoe.

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About that vague announcement: Happy to announce that FF will soon be launching a sister magazine, Saros Speculative Fiction! The goal of Saros will be, of course, to publish more great fiction, but also to give those interested the opportunity to work as an editor for an issue!

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Whose orbit have you perturbed? Will you meet again? Read "All-Sky Survey" by Mary Alexandra Agner today and think of comets:

"I look up, but without magnification I cannot see you."

smallwondersmag.com/...

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Thanks. She’s not in distress or likely to die soon, but her decline over the past six months has been marked and tough to see.

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i keep trying to get to the end with the spaceship and yet i never get there, it’s always more incontinence

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Having an elderly dog is like reading a choose your own adventure. If you think the damp spot you just stepped in is pee, turn to page 12. If you think it’s vomit, turn to page 5. If you reassure yourself that it’s just from her chewing her paw, no, it isn’t, you clod, you utter dingus.

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the Strange Horizons kickstarter is SO CLOSE to the base goal!!!! $13,170 out of $13,500 we want more Strange Horizons!!

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Her spine is no match for her sleepiness.

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We’re starting Year Two with this great story from Rich Larson.

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This film was still so much fun when we watched it a few years ago.

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On the plus side, the spinning plates make musical crashing noises when they fall off their poles.

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Yesssss Premee, this will be excellent. I wanted to award it all the awards for Most Game Writing. Do not sleep on the Inland Empire skill which at high level lets you talk to your shoes.

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Drive, then reverse, then drive.

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Guess I gotta figure out how to charge cars now.

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Effective altruism = Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics + "if I fit an exponential to my made-up metrics..."

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Greetings, poets! We will be opening to original poetry starting on July 1. Prepare your words, tighten your scansion, and, when you are prepared and July has arrived, kindly submit your poems at smallwondersmag.com/submissions/

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I grew up thinking of it as “that weird place with chicken tic-tac-toe.” Decades later learning they did secret defense work blew my mind.

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I grew up 30 minutes from the IQ Zoo, a backwoods Arkansas tourist trap where chickens beat you at tic-tac-toe, parrots balanced on soccer balls, and also they trained animals for covert government missions.

www.atlasobscura.com/articles/iq-...

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You do not, under any circumstances, ever have to tailor your writing to avoid the critiques found in a Cinema Sins video, or off of TV Tropes, or any other dipshit social media professional pedants.

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I’m eyeing that one to replace the car a tree whomped. Thanks for the info on how charging worked for you.

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*blue öyster cult intensifies*

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nope dot gif

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Super excited that @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social included my story “Haint Blue Sky” in their roundup! It’s got a lot of my feels about coming from a small Southern town, what you take with you, and what you inevitably leave behind.

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Yaaaaaay! I have been shoving this book in people’s hands both figuratively and literally.

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hit da bricks dot jpg

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Congratulations!

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Since I talked about my story "Haint Blue Sky" earlier, did you know there's a song inspired by it? The incomparable writer Sid Jain composed "Fair Trade," which captures so much of the feelings I wanted the story to evoke.

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tmjqe...

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Super excited that @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social included my story “Haint Blue Sky” in their roundup! It’s got a lot of my feels about coming from a small Southern town, what you take with you, and what you inevitably leave behind.

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Thank you! It’s one of my faves.

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Feelin’ cute and ready to head out.

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Charles (Cy) Payseur's avatar Charles (Cy) Payseur @cypayseur.bsky.social
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hey you TELL ME YOUR 🏳️‍🌈QUEER SHORT SFF🏳️‍🌈 OUT IN MAY 2024! Originals only pls, up to novella, indie is fine! Just give me the title, author, and a link to read and/or purchase it! Here's April's list as an example and for more info. Thanks!!!
www.patreon.com/posts/some-q...

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When you need to feel roots grasping / Earth, when you must traverse muddy terrain / to feel fear leave your body, / think of sailors in their little boats / trading earth for water

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Phil Plait's avatar Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social
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“Questionable” comments 🙄

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