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Anyone on here see Gete Dreampeanus lately?? That cockfucker owes me $984 for Bethel tix + hotey !! 😡

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finna #runtungsten on that ass rq

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Managed to avoid log dropping in the rio by the grace of god

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Headed to the river with a bit of a leaky gut. May be aqua-deucing. We’ll see.

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Reminder: today is yet another opportunity to earnestly use the words “secretions” and “feces” in the course of normal conversation

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Don’t tempt me with a good time!

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Gettin AFTER it

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dude

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And now we are on a runaway freight train to SPOOKY SZN 🎃

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As far as I’m concerned any Grateful Dead played in the Tri State area outdoors in the summer is 4th of July and the true meaning of America 🇺🇸

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<extreme patriot voice> Joe Karate started this parade in 2006 and if you knew old Joe <trails off, can’t continue>

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Anyone on here seen Rob Gobswabsman or Rick Bagina recently ?? They owe me $78 for Bethel tix !! 😡

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Me, watching you enjoy succulent Middle Eastern cuisine: that’s very baba ganoushian of you

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Honestly watching people trying to make Goose happen has been measurably more soul crushing than watching our Democracy die

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King kang kung’d that rifle snausage posts continue (I wouldn’t know for sure)

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Anyone on here seen Don Grystlepenis recently ?? He owes me $175 for Bethel tix !! 😡

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I’m brewing up rn too bro. It counts 🫵

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Look. Fine I get it I’ll leave. It’s clear nobody else on here wants to flip the switch into GYATT MODE 🫵

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it's ice water szn bitCh. none of them shrimper cubes that just flow into your mouth and then you have to eat them. regular sized cubes that do their damn job and stay in the gyattdamn GLASS

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Smarshed with guorpp coulis, bitte schön!

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Reminder: everything you do is 'Grammable. And if it's not, then please stop doing non-'Grammable things and re-calibrate to only doing 'Grammable things. 'Grammable means a company would easily want to enlist you to do sponcon. So again, please only do sponcon worthy posts on the Gram.

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Would like that groomed rare, or kee pow'd?

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Go ahead. Make up the name of the fictional dishes that you would order for you and your wife of 17+ years if you were at an exotically fancy restaurant.

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finna blister ya right outta them swim trunks bruh

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PSL's, infinity scarves, and Uggs please

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Summer 99 has largely been snubbed by official Live Phish releases, leaving us with lower-quality recordings at the worst possible time:

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GORCIE SHOPPING in the morning FUCKS

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Okay cmon Goose’s new drummer is going to be charged with sexual assault within 3 years and that is being CONSERVATIVE

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Are u in the right headspace to talk about my dyick aka my dyock aka THIS DYUK

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Ayyy @hamshooz.bsky.social can we at least talk about this Stumpy 15 ?? E-mech only. Effectively eliminating the Stumpy EVO and Stumpy 14. More aggressive geo and adjustable. Is this just a ploy to sell Fox Genies?? Are they gonna build a Smuggler type ride that is less XC that the Epic EVO??

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My inbox is sittin at a breezy 69 unreads 😮‍💨

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Breasts, wings, thighs, or drummies: nobody rides for free

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Shake ya right outta them jorts

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finna jus back ya outta them dungarees boy

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I fear that some of the more blistering Phish jams are driving a wedge between me and my yung puppe :(

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If you ever wanna know what it feels like to be on a freight train pulled by rainbow unicorns through the clouds then all you have to do is listen to the 6/23/00 Bathtub Gin

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The only other option for dry July tbh

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They’re gonna be a The Big Shoo-Shimmie in Hocking Hills State Park in Ohio this August !

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Saw my homie’s band last night Gogus Skrogum & The Lornadoones. Fucking FIYAH #irie

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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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That no alcohol in system sleep tho fam!!!! #restorative. Needed that shit. Had been fast and loose with alc consumption on school nights/every night. Took a break finally. May do dry July

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we just droppied a toight lil June 6-pack look back bye bye post babyyyyyyy

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