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Andrew Hilary

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Wholesome Ice Cream Man, Unhinged Comedian. Podcast: worstweekyet.com


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Me: I'm so glad I don't have to watch that Seinfeld pop tarts movie for any reason

@andrewhilaryus.bsky.social: "hey Kennedy wanna podcast shout the Seinfeld pop tarts movie"

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My whole thing is I do, in theory, see value in exposing these ghouls to have no ability to explain their beliefs… but in reality, their fans literally don’t even see what is happening objectively. LOTT’s supporters think she owned Taylor. So it’s basically futile regardless of how stupid she looked

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Sorry Chester Cheeto, any level of cheesy is dangerous when you’re lactose intolerant.

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He is a loose cannon, don’t be surprised if that fact comes due someday

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Biscuit was losing his fucking MIND today during supervised yard time

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I’ll test again before coming, but I’ve already had two negative ones. I just got that new vaccine like 3 weeks ago so I think that saved me!

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Today is my BIRTHDAY, and what do I want? Sandwiches. Specifically, I’m about to hit the road for six weeks, in which I am estimating I will need to purchase approximately 30,000 sandwiches. Wanna pay for one of them?

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FOLKS! I’m hitting the road one last time before it all falls down, hope I get to see all of yinz!

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I am once again trying to read a book whilst owning a kitten…

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The eyed eel woman has: 1. Long, wet body 2. Eyes

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This kid was $2 short for a SpongeBob popsicle, I told him he had to pick something else. He was bummed but he went with the watermelon popsicle. He handed me the money, I handed him a SpongeBob and hit him with the “OOPS, I MUST’VE GRABBED THE WRONG ONE!” Day: Made

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I haven’t seen the first one, should I watch it first?

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I think these kids have figured out the game… I just pulled up to these two girls and the one says “Can we get some ice cream? I have this rock!” The hustler becomes the hustled. Anyways, I am now one rock richer.

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She’s still inside the capital just scurrying around. They’ve tried setting traps but she outsmarts them every time.

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me every 4 seconds:

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307 kids (of all ages) had their ice cream paid for thanks to yinz!!! Thank you all so much, Ice cream for the people!

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Chairman Meow and I are ready for Free Ice Cream Day!

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Anyone who’s excited about sandos is a mutual in spirit!!

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Mine is the Roasted Pork Broccoli Rabe from Tony DeNic’s in Philadelphia.

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Mutual Monday: what’s the best sandwich you’ve ever had?

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Today I learned that I haven’t had spaghetti in years…

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