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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈@kennedytcooper.bsky.social |
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Food & Film & Politics. Professional Shitposter. Anti-zionist Jew. Non-Binary. They/Them.
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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It's fine to let Joe Biden run there's no reason to be worried about letting an old and frail politician hold power Oops sorry pic unrelated
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Kamala Harris on Wednesday, November 6th
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Hey I found this really revealing old picture of you, you might not want this to get spread around Hm? No you're not naked it in it, you're dressed like Naturo
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Podcasters be like: "I'll have my editor fix that" The editor is a cat Podcasters: "I'll have my comms team reach out!" Comms team is a cat Podcasters: "Let me check my calendar..." Calender is a cat covered in sticky notes
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Saving the election by telling Joe Biden about this rare cask of Amontillado I got
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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No one likes to consider this but if Steve Jobs was still alive he'd be turbo canceled by now
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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happy Emma day !
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Joe Biden sinking to Donald Trump's level about golf of all things is a good example of how Democrats are incapable of setting the political tone of debate, they simply take any challenge the Republicans offer. It's no different than when Republicans claim the Dems are "soft on the border".
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Heritage Foundation: "We're gonna start executing dissidents in the street soon" Joe Biden: "Oh yeah? What's your golf score, Jack?"
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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It's fine to let Joe Biden run there's no reason to be worried about letting an old and frail politician hold power Oops sorry pic unrelated
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
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i don't want to alienate anyone with i told you so shit but like if you are just joining us with "things in america look very bad" you might consider listening to people who have been saying that who you have been pointedly ignoring
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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it's a SHA256 hash string
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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A Dominatrix who makes you close your tabs one by one
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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A Dominatrix who makes you close your tabs one by one
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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $130/$700
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Month 6 of no pay. New prescription diet for Sick Cat. I'm so sick of having to do this and I'm sorry. July goal is $700. First $200 most urgent for bills and transportation. $0/$700 V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Thinking back on the secret music festival, it was wild how you'd just kind of drive down this unassuming road into the woods and then after a couple miles of mostly nothing suddenly there's a mid-size stage with seating for 200 people just plopped in the forest somewhere no one would suspect
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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OH GOD DAMN IT
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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The last place I lived in the country there was a secret music festival. Couldn't get an invite the first year. Once I started getting invited I discovered that there were more people I got along with there than I had ever realized, some of them went to very few events besides that one lol
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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It can take time to break into rural communities. Something to be aware of is that there aren't an infinite number of possible social occasions like in the city. You've got to find the cultural pockets and some of these folks might only go outside 4x per year lol
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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uninstalling and requesting a refund
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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won the poker roguelike on my second run (first non-tutorial run)
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]
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I perform CPR with tongue to show I really care
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Awhile ago I accidentally stole a laptop charger from a job. I was let go unexpectedly and had left it at home, never seemed worth it to me to try and get it to them, it never came up. Felt weird about it cause like, I had no use for it. It fits the laptop I'm using for the new job lol
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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i'm being fucking THEOLOGICAL
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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seems like I shouldn't wake you up for gay sloth month ?
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Any time i refer to god as a man you know I am not expressing a serious spiritual opinion
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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"AI is coming for your jobs" oh yeah I'd love to see AI interpret the divine will of the Lord so He can tell us which forever chemicals belong in our testicles
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Chlorine gas? You mean "a handy household cleaner you weren't told about by mom!"
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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In a sadly all too typical twist of fate >80% of the people who tried to cancel dril are now, themselves, canceled
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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"AI is coming for your jobs" oh yeah I'd love to see AI smoke a blunt and then lift one forklift up using another forklift
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Internets highfive!!!!
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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As a top, the tops who treat every single person they interact with like a potential new submissive are the weirdest fucking people and I hate what they have done to the reputation of tops as a whole
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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anyway my new job is great and they value my work lol
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Do you wanna be my friend? I'm down. Just wanna be parasocial buddies? That's fine too. But don't get the two mixed up.
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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It's so frustrating seeing a former client posting really low quality shit on their socials that is getting poor engagement and wanting to unfollow them because the content is so much worse than what I made for them but not wanting to seem rude in the local community lol
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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There's a few of you who are actual friends in some capacity that know things about my real life, but anyone who tries to come into my replies like "omg yasss bestie" without that kind of basis is getting scrutiny now
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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I'm done with the "internet bestie" mentality. Abusers manipulate us with this perception of being "best friends" with people they barely know. Even most of mutuals really don't know me, I've never had an extend private conversation with most of you, etc.
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Gay Pride Month is over Gay Wrath Month begins today
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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In a sadly all too typical twist of fate >80% of the people who tried to cancel dril are now, themselves, canceled
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Car defenders be like "I need my freedom to go wherever I want!" The only places they go are work and the grocery store
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Donald Trump is the world's stupidest Hitler aka an average intelligence Benito Mussolini
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Looking into this
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that this guy is named Zelda
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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I guess what im askin is, is there a Mr Demeanor ahahahahahah
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that this is a man named Metroid
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that this guy is named Zelda
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Under communism there would be exactly one kind of usb cable
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the Duolingo owl can frickin kill you
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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A lot of people don't like hearing the answer that sometimes mental healing means putting yourself into really uncomfortable places. They just want someone to coddle them and make it all ok but that's not how you get past stuff like this, and I also have OCD haha just fyi so I get it!
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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This is actually what they took from you
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