FloofMcGoof

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Antifa Wine Distributor

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Nacho ✨️Felony-free✨️ (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 16, 2023 at 17:20 UTC

I don't like crunchy omelets. Besides, as @floofmcgoof.bsky.social will tell you, it's really a man's spatula wielding skills I'm curious about.

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 01, 2023 at 01:26 UTC

You don’t want to? Damnnn…

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 03:47 UTC

I better be on that list.

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Cynthia Neri 💞 @cynthianeri.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 20:02 UTC

😂😂😂 it's true 😏😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 03:32 UTC

I need this mug…

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FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 02:04 UTC

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Cynthia Neri 💞 @cynthianeri.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 03:22 UTC

I tried adjusting the settings but it was not enough 😥 Auuuuuu 🐺 🌕

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Recovering from knee surgery… and spending precious time with my senior Bernese. Otherwise… the snark continues. 😎😝

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 16:33 UTC

You are a smart ass of extraordinary measure. I love it.. but at the same time, I feel like we need to square up with some whiskey shots. 😜😏

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 16:32 UTC

Wednesday… the day of the week that creative cursing kicks into play. #GarglingAssMunchers

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 16:29 UTC

👀👀 👁️8️⃣🐑2️⃣ 🫏 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😝

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 01:44 UTC

What….. is…… a …. Strawberry… please. Because I might mean it.. but how do I know?!??

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 18:53 UTC

Bastard.

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Nacho ✨️Felony-free✨️ (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 16:39 UTC

There is a MF fly in my MF house and it is driving me BATTY. 😠

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 14:42 UTC

I was wondering “do I NEEED to beg these men?”🤣🤣😈😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 14:08 UTC

I’m just gonna squish in between y’all. 😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 13:59 UTC

And this is why I vote for Dark Brandon… I leave it to the professionals. 🤣🤣😈😈

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Nacho ✨️Felony-free✨️ (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

Repost with something you own that most people don't. I have this musical whiskey bottle. It plays 'Happy Birthday,' when you lift it.

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 00:42 UTC

What the hell did i say? 🤯 what is a strawberry? Oh no… did I do something nice?

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 17:04 UTC

👁️💗🐑🍓

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 14:20 UTC

welcome to America, the only country where "maybe Nazis shouldn't have access to weapons of mass death" is a controversial statement

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 15:07 UTC

But but but… 🤣🤣😈😈🏆🏆🏆

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 15:07 UTC

I have to laugh at something this morning… Quantum seems about right. 😈😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 13:32 UTC

I wonder what kind of beer would go with that cake?

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 13:24 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣💙😈😈😈😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 27, 2023 at 23:30 UTC

@quantumentangler.bsky.social @nach0patronus.bsky.social 👋🏼

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 27, 2023 at 22:23 UTC

Ohh… I don’t like that… those cysts can be painful af. Happy to see you don’t have a break. Everything else should be treatable. Do you ever have ultrasound therapies? It might help break up that cyst and get better blood flow to the muscle?

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

The struggle is real…🤣🤣

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

Ummmm…. Maybe? 😂🤣😈

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

Peaks are Satan’s laughter in whipped form. 😝

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Hadley Sheley @hadleysheley.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 22:54 UTC

I hate it when recipes lie- 40 minutes to prepare?! Like no bitch, THIS lemon meringue pie will take all afternoon, two emotional breakdowns, and the meringue is STILL gonna be all fucked up, good luck.🍋😭🫠

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 23:05 UTC

They didn’t know the song?!?!! That’s it. You need to Safety Quit… start with the hard hats and the safety vests. 😂😜

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 23:02 UTC

Sorry, LuvBug!! Totally didn’t know the handle! How are you? 🥰

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Hadley Sheley @hadleysheley.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 15:24 UTC

If you know, you know.

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Lucky Shitt @luckyshitt.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 13:58 UTC

Happy Friday, indeed!

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 13:38 UTC

Hiiiiiiiii…… 🤔🫢😏

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 13:28 UTC

Happy Friday, y’all!! Hope it is spectacularly trumpless! 💙🐾🐾

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Nacho ✨️Felony-free✨️ (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 13:13 UTC

See also: "Calm down"

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 01:25 UTC

No one can out-Blue Steel Zoolander.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 01:22 UTC

Someone leaked a sketch of what actually happened inside Fulton County…. Rumor has it the stench will remain over the weekend.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 16:22 UTC

Reskeet if you are a drama-free big account (or new or small or midsized) I don't know what a big account is, but I know it when I see it. I also know drama when I see it. As for drama-free, well... Man, that shit is just a myth - much like the female orgasm, I'm told.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 13:41 UTC

I can no more get inside the minds of these people than I can empathise with a child rapist. The two mindsets are equally repulsive and baffling to me.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:57 UTC

Can someone please hand that woman a tooth brush? I can feel the fuzz from here. (Sorry not sorry).

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 13:50 UTC

🤣🤣

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 12:51 UTC

I’m laughing and then I’m crying.

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𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚖 𝙺𝚌𝚞𝚏 ✌️🫶🤘🌲☕️🪶 @agamkcuf.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 12:26 UTC

Sounds like a plan! 😂

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Nacho ✨️Felony-free✨️ (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 12:34 UTC

Good morning, and happy Thursday, my lovelies!
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, you've got to chill out, but you still need to get shit done, and you need the perfect tune for that." look no further! I've gotchu covered.
Seba & MC Conrad - Planetary Funk Alert
youtu.be/abTctCsQ1AU?...

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