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foryourcustom dot com (not an official endorsement, seemed questionable until it actually arrived)

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he’s got tremendous range

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oh she first showed me the site lmao

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might have to spin up my own line of these

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ordered a shirt for my wife off the internet

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this year’s birthday cake request from my eldest was a cookie cake with Enderman from Minecraft on it, I delivered, please clap

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Biden should focus on kitchen-table issues and announce an executive order making the 4th of July a Thursday every year

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see I’ve always said you were The Good Denmark

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I don’t know what you’re talking about [drives off in Lamborghini]

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Lamborghini

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Draymond?

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happy anniversary to a real one

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what are the rumors?

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lord, I see what you’ve done for others…

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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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This 4th of July, take a little time to think about how the Left can try to reclaim patriotism from conservatives. Seems like the story of a country that cast off a king and fought a civil war to free the slaves is fertile ground given our present moment.

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boomer relative posted this on Facebook five days ago (It does not specify if it is the 45th anniversary of the start or end of the war, which lasted more than one day and ended 49 years ago in April)

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the Bear is cool and all but if my local sandwich shop closed down and then suddenly reopened itself as an upscale bourgeois fine dining location I would kill myself

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It is 4:29pm on July 3rd; if you are working right now you are either inexplicably the most productive you have ever been OR you have been legally dead for three hours. There is no in between

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I hope they realized six hours in "I thought Greenville was closer than this..."

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"he would've put on a show that satisfied dem viewers and the votes to confirm would've been exactly the same" is what actually would've happened

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I’m only doing it out of a Joker-like need to spite Joe

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You’re not getting them, because as per my previous comments, I am getting them and wearing them to a company outing at TopGolf

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Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month!'s avatar Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month! @briansmith.pro
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Joe Biden saying he’s only leaving the White House in a pine box is gonna hit a lot differently though

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"yeah that's actually what we're worried about, joe"

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I am going to buy these and wear them with khakis and a vineyard vines quarter-zip

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in fact there is (regrettably) a sitting senator who could be used as an example of this (multiple times!)

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I will face god and walk backward into hell making skyline ice cream

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I have no idea whether Biden is going to drop out or not, but I have been through enough college football head coaching searches to know that "a spokesman vehemently denies the anonymous rumor" does not necessarily mean it's not true

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that’s too many flavors for one ice cream IMO

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I usually do this but actually coming back to a three-day work week where I could clear my slate before a four-day weekend isn’t bad

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how dare you associate my dear sweet boy with the vile and contemptible Memphis State Tigers

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It didn’t want to be shown up, and it was right to be afraid!

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the noble and glorious Cleveland Guardians’ victory over one of Chicago’s various and detestable baseball teams was never in doubt

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