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Bethany Black
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I looked at this picture and heard Duelling Banjos
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Bethany Black@bethanyblack.bsky.social |
2580 followers 174 following 4941 posts
Comedian, Actor, Writer, multiple Moral Panic survivor, trans since before it was an issue. One of life’s winners. Check out my website for tour details www.bethanyblack.co.uk
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I looked at this picture and heard Duelling Banjos
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Is “Baja finger blast” anything?
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stel ✨
@asterisk.gay
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for $100 a month i'll ghostwrite your posts. theyll all say shit like "oooOOooOoOOooOo"
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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This was me. This was very me.
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bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
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✅
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Andrew Lloyd Webber in 1985
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Quick reminder, if you’re the sort of man who sees a post like this and goes “I’m going to do the thing she finds annoying” I’m going to assume you don’t understand consent and block you.
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kim
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demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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John McEntee unwittingly helped the FBI ID several of the Jan 6th mob, as one of the questions on the dating profiles on his app is “January 6th was…” making it a wonderful honey trap
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J. L. Westover
@mrlovenstein.bsky.social
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Secret Panel HERE 🎭 tapas.io/episode/224000
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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It’s absolutely infuriating, it just makes me feel like an alien so often
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splootygooters
@splootygooters.bsky.social
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heh... perhaps if you spent less time "re-posting" and more time "riposte-ing" i would not have defeated you so soundly in single combat. think on this in your last moment before i strike you down
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Yes, that famous gaming term “woolworths”
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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It’s been well over a month since I did a short TikTok saying my age is such that despite being a gamer every time I see or hear “quicksave” I think of the supermarket Kwiksave. Every day since then and open TikTok and see someone’s replied with a single word: “Woolworths”
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Standplaats Krakow
@standplaatskrk.pl
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Standplaats Krakow
@standplaatskrk.pl
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Standplaats Krakow
@standplaatskrk.pl
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Because being bullied for the things I say and do was such an all encompassing experience of my formative years I often wonder what the lives must have been like for the people who see someone posting about a misfortune they’ve experienced and think an appropriate response is “been there”
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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They’re tasting menus so it’s 12-18 courses, that’s why the portions are small, they end up often working out at about £175-£250 per head for the food, also nouvelle cuisine was abandoned as a style by the mid 1980s
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Bethany Black
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Watching reviews of 3 Michelin Star restaurants and they’re amazing, but I always laugh out loud when they get to the bit where he goes “great value, for 5 people it came in at just under €6,700” which, admittedly included the wine menu but fuck me dead.
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Well, Sir, there’s nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide electrified six slot AI
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Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Hooray! I will continue to be funny and maybe even an extra bit funny just for you. Thanks Simon
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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People ask why I don’t accept unsolicited advice, but I just saw a post by a friend who’s a very capable mother to grown up kids in her 40s who’s modded fallout 4 and is sharing her creations and has some dude in the comments who knows all this giving her beginner level gameplay tips
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Anyway, trauma focussed therapy session starts in 10 minutes and howling sadness over my survivor’s guilt always sets me up for a good day
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Deleted a post because I just woke up and used quantitative when I meant qualitative
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Cynde
@cynde.bsky.social
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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The Tories’ post election strategy in full
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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No, you’re doing the right thing, people regularly ask me if I’ve any interest in doing shows out there and I always say no
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Obviously if you don’t want to/already have bought it you can help me with my nonsense through my ko-fi www.ko-fi.com/bethanyblack or www.patreon.com/bethanyblack
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The Onion
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Right, looks like I can get a mortgage if I can find another £7,000 for the deposit. So if you’ve not bought my live show “Always Bet On Beth” yet, well, I’m sorry you’re such a transphobe, but you can feel better by helping me get a house
www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Eugh, migraine.
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Robert
@hayt.bsky.social
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Wish I could photoshop, just for a Kramer Vs Kramer Vs Kramer vs Kramer Vs Cramer poster, with Streep and Hoffman, plus Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld, Jon Kramer from Saw and Jim Kramer from Mad Money all fighting over Wayne Kramer from The MC5
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Me, lying to sound impressive “my favourite film? Erm, Kramer Vs Kramer. What did I think of it? Erm, honestly I didn’t thing a Seinfeld and Saw crossover would work as well as it did.”
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I think the thing that’a most surprising to us is that we’ve had them since 1980 and it just feels weird to be ahead of the US in ANYTHING
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Why would we have Air Conditioning when we all have a council issued above ground pool?
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tooting the bad cone
@kurzheck.bsky.social
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We have bin technologies that would shatter the mind of the average American
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Haha, completely missed that, well, that bodes well for the Red Dwarf podcast I’m a guest on this evening 😂
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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The Tories’ post election strategy in full
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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House of the Dragon Spoiler: We didn’t hear what Aemond said before ser Christan arrived but if I know anything about being a sibling, I bet it was “Soz! Don’t tell mum!! You’re fine!”
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I have been told most the US has wheelie bins already. I also strongly suspect they also don’t have any regions with an accent like Wigan to really get the most out of the gag. Ha’ tha bin man bin, man?
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I really hope so, our local building society is offering good rates on zero deposit mortgages with 6 months good rent history, so fingers crossed my credit is good enough. My ideal home is half the average UK house price currently 🤞🏻
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Don’t remember that line from Star Wars, was it in Andor?
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Have a meeting with a mortgage advisor today to see if we can figure out a roadmap to getting a mortgage next year. Feels extra anxiety inducing as a freelancer who’s currently waiting on a bunch of invoices to be paid which are all late. Feels like I’m just playing at being an adult
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Poor Oscar the Grouch
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I love that facebook reels always reminds me to close the app and open TikTok instead
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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I was utterly confused as I thought England got knocked out in the group stages, anyway
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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“I’m not kiddin’ Luke, use the force”
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