maddiecareforall

An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

I want to read the background and problem statement if this study “uhh I guess we want to see if dicks have plastic” like idek

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

before anyone is impressed it’s a fucking textbook lmao

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

I got my proof for my book and it looks really nice (but I can’t show you yet it comes out in a month)

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

I’m cackling at the idea of Willie mays for oxyclean

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

BILLY MAYS DREW

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

I love my communist husband

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

She got bumped into the more advanced gymnastics class and can do a wall walk- we should be concerned lol

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

My new brand is mundane sky lmao

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

It’s possible u could also get small version of self so be careful !!!

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

I guess what this means is be good at posting and you will get a life partner idek

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

I use to be good at tweeting bc at the time I did it for the attention of a guy I was obsessed with but now we’ve been married like a decade and all I have is mundane updates. I love middle age

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

That explains why I’m a fuckass (I live in Las Vegas)

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Jude: is somebody gonna match my freak

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

No one tell me this doctor is dealing with an emergency and I should be patient bc they are a derm and I just need a spiro refill. I should be able to call this in but this mf is gonna observe me for 30 seconds and bill my insurance $350

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Doctors: be fifteen minutes early for your appointment Also doctors: I won’t be early or even remotely on time tho sis enjoy

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

I know @squorch.bsky.social has been married to me for too long because the child is watching encanto and he walks by and says “she’s having a psychotic break” lmao

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

make a band less mild MAIM

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

I am the most tired person who has ever lived I will not be taking questions

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Helicopter crash means my helicopter pilot husband is about to become a main character

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

If Europeans thought about the population distribution and size of Nevada they would simply ignite

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

The semester has ended and grants are submitted so I awaken from my slumber to shit post

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Full by 36 gonna take its damn toll

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Three grant proposals one semester Jesus Christ I’m barely hangin on

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I just want to be a Shai hulud and be chilling in the warm sand and darkness occasionally eat people who make too much noise (yes I am autistic)

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

I regret to inform you that it is indeed slutty little sundress season in the vegas valley

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Hell ye, and survived!!

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Yessir

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

If you were wondering how the CrossFit open was going for me

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maddiecareforall @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

And train ten hours a week and parent a toddler and try to stay alive it’s not going well thanks !!

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