An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social

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Coda @codarobo.online [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

Don’t forget: fish will also fear you

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BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @rocksizedrock.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

You left out it will earn you crypto currency.

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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

UnsinkableCoin

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Thaily @thaily.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

As a woman, can testify I like people driving their cybertruck to the Titanic. A+

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Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Perfect

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Dollyzoom @dollyzoom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Doing big bsky numbers numbers baby

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Brabbel Tinnbart @herrtinnbart.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Find out the truth

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Janne @g.litch.art [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

decentralize yourself

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मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

all the fishes gonna laugh at us for making things like this

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Kat Wolfdancer @katwolfdancer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

lololol I am reading this in #Muskrat's voice

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

ffs, lmfao

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Dom G 💖🥰💘 @domg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

The orcas will totally help you out!

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JeannetteBlue @jeannetteblue.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

Today’s internet winner. 🥇

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Dennis Fangg @zizpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Own the libs! Save Jack!

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Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️ @matrixman124.hellthread.vet [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

Is this how I mine for bitcoin

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@tross.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

For some reason this is what my brain thinks of

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Transmorpher DDS @transmorpherdds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Can confirm. Went to the Titanic and my step son stopped booing every time I entered the room.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

Watch some YouTuber try it. This is the next Mr.Beast video.😂

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John Stange is a Legitimate Salvage @williamdingiv.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

"grimes will take you back"

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

You’ve jumped to Threads.

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CEO Nwabudike Morgan @fibonacci.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

I would add, in the lower left corner with no other context, the word "blockchain".

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Yet Another Emily @anomily.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

Masterful

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Gav I @sheedy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

I need a map of subAtlantian recharge points.

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:25 UTC

"the libs don't want you to"

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Tim @7amkickoff.com [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

(Tech bro, driving his Cybertruk into the ocean) "I'm on a boat motherfucker, on a boat!"

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Workers are the most powerful force on Earth @workers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Actually, “Megawiper” is what we call a messy b.m.

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nick @nrdd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

BRING PS2 CONTROLLER

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Bugge-Finder Private Newton Pulsifer 🏳️‍⚧️ @apsciencebydan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

Sorry, salt water voids the warranty

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Pete Davidson @petedavidsonny.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

Just imagine if there was nazi memorabilia down there.

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Tamara Keel @tamslick.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

Yoink.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Himbo Burr @takenakasan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Don't forget the "Honorary Oceangate" bumper sticker

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Adam “I'm you're Density” Pino @pinotorious.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

the only problem with this image is that it's not an NFT.

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

Do it before Bezos

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Seantrail @seemtoggle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

It will work

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Casey Wagner @cannibal.holiday [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

"It accepts DOGEcoin"

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Patrick Brennan @patrickmbrennan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

do your own research

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Patrick Brennan @patrickmbrennan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

cybertruck will serve briefly as a deep submersible

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Billionaire Hunter Sax 🎷🏳️‍⚧️⚒️ (who/whom pronouns welcome) @saxmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

a bit excessive to consign Musk's victims to the fate he deserves imo

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Tommy @tommyg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

😂

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Kevin @kja.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

"Your apes are still worth millions there."

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The gorgon formerly known as Jessica @mercurialmiss.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

You can record your last words: a love letter to Apartheid Clyde so your grieving family can't sue."I DON'T BLAME YOU, SIR!"

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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti @spagritty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Also: "Titanic Has No Age of Consent"

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IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

What's with the cyber truck stuff? Why?

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