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🎶and I said what about SECOND breakfast at Tiffany’s🎵
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Sadly we found out today that our son has developed severe allergies and can no longer live with our cats, so I'm in search of a loving home that can take in a friendly, housetrained teenage boy.
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Pics please.
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"I mixed M&Ms and Skittles together."
"You devil. You absolute madman. How could you."
"This bag of Jelly Belly jellybeans has a bunch of fruit flavors mixed with things like coffee, chocolate, cinnamon, Dr. Pepper(!), marshmallow, and buttered popcorn(!!!)."
"Yes, this is the correct way."
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My most heretical comedy opinion is that Andy Kaufman wasn't funny, he was just an asshole.
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NOT
EVERY
CANDY
NEEDS
SEA SALT!
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I think if Lady Gaga wants to be taken seriously as an actress she should transition to her real name. Dwayne Johnson did that because it was silly to have "The Rock" in film credits for *stupid* movies. Lady Gaga is out here trying to make "And the Academy Award goes to Lady Gaga" happen.
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My new book is free on Amazon through the weekend. Celebrate Father's Day with some freaky gender-bending lesbian smut.
www.amazon.com/Sheer-Desire...
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My new book is free on Amazon through the weekend. Celebrate Father's Day with some freaky gender-bending lesbian smut.
www.amazon.com/Sheer-Desire...
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My new erotic novella, SHEER DESIRE, will soon be available on Amazon. Read the rest of the series here first!
www.amazon.com/s?i=digital-...
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I love the fact that the Alitos were flimflammed by a random woman at a party who basically went up to them and said "Hi, I'm a conservative Catholic. Would you like to make any inflammatory comments about gays and liberals?"
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In broad daylight, Trump is an unhinged senile fascist.
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We should also tax Aunt Edna's second summer home though.
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A stripper once got her fishnet stocking caught on my shirt button so I can relate to this.
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Lol
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A street racing vampire is a NOSferatu.
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Every major tourist attraction in Italy has a small radius around it within which cafes can charge more than one euro for an espresso without the locals burning them to the ground.
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That first shot of Jennifer Connelly pulling her stocking on.... 😍
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This is true. She's shockingly hot.
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You may think inflation is bad in the U.S. but after a week and a half of buying food in Europe I can assure you that inflation in the U.S. is even more insane than you think it is.
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History fact: The reason the ancient Romans went out to conquer other places was to get away from the cigarette smoke in Rome.
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I'm a basic American tourist but I'm not "You HAVE to go to such and such gelato place when you're in Rome" basic.
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She was handpicked by AMLO to continue his consolidation of power which I couldn't do himself because he's term limited.
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Yep.
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American liberals celebrating the identity politics of a Jewish woman becoming President of Mexico while oblivious to the fact that she's an authoritarian stooge is very "hire more female guards."
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For Pride I'm being a big gay bitch in the Mediterranean. Here's a gay sunset.
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