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Why can't the store... ...come to YOU?

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Nom de Bourguerre

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I remember it airing back to back with Space: Above and Beyond

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But if I close the door I can't see my food anymore and I forget it exists

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I bought a 9.1% cider out of curiosity and perhaps self loathing. Might die, who knows

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AND KINGO WAS NIS NAME-O

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This is what they drive in the Money For Nothing video

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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DIG through the ditches and DIG through the ditches and DIG while we’re building this AQUEDUCT

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Please stop, I'm seeing this now and assume you haven't stopped because things font happen when I am unaware

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Does this mean international piracy laws can apply to the shithead on a jetski spraying folks on the dockside

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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Happy birthday to Terry Pratchett, who wrote the books so full of humanity and righteous fury at the injustices of the world that he made me a better person the world is poorer for having lost him, but what a legacy he left behind here is a thread I wrote about Discworld, and why it’s so special

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Keyboards aren't wind instruments, Iiiiiiidioooootttt

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Hands, in the place they don't work (not the best) Think about the fingers, wonder why there's seven, now

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75% of the cast will be laid off to boost quarterly numbers

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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald xkcd.com/2910

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And a lot of these places don't even include complimentary hot dogs so you got another 2-3 grand on top of that

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If they did it at breakfast it would be great. Like Saturday morning cartoons. You could still have the whole day to go fishing or take a walk or build a bookshelf.

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It should stay part of the two-shows-in-one-block format with Parmesan Bus. Part of what made them great was the tonal shift but still being part of the Half-Pasta-Three after school pack

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Having no peppermint to put in my hot chocolate? An affront. An insult. A scandal.

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Wouldn't you want the person who can move boxes with their mind to help with the moving boxes thing?

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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen More than ever hour after hour Work is never over

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I wonder what new social platform will come out when Gen Z is turning 35 that they later will realize they watched themselves get old and tired on

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No truck this morning! Maybe I can finally crush all the backstock.

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The dawning realization that a trio of videogame characters perfectly reflect three people you had crushes on during college

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gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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Is the Coffee Man a hooded skeleton? Does he come for us all, eventually?

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My brother in law is English, and this year, he and my sister invented "British Thanksgiving" because they bought a turkey for the hell of it.

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1000 monkeys with 1000 brain chips are filing it as we speak.

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