NEW: Biden has narrowed Trump’s lead in swing states despite a widely panned presidential debate performance, the Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll finds
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Husband has worked for him twice, and I got to meet him a few times, he’s ruthlessly funny and very very smart.
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please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom
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Nice to see nearly every Star Wars game my husband worked on make this list (it’s only missing Mysteries of the Sith).
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Animal House
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Similarly my mom’s advice was “before you marry someone, go camping with them and see how they deal with putting up a tent.”
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Long Beach Freeway?
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my raison? d'être
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For me too, oddly enough. But it’s because he was an actual Repo man.
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The Decline of Western Civilization was already taken
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Quote post with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist in alt text.
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A little soft cheese, some shredded basil, and a nice balsamic reduction and 👩🍳💋
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Mine was an ok cook but could throw down homemade donuts and candy (toffee, peanut brittle, divinity fudge) like you would not believe.
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Avocado needs to get the hell out of all the sushi, especially dragon rolls. 🐉
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40-ish was when I figured out I was an artist. It’s never ever too late. Go do that thing you want to try.
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Medicinal reasons, dear.
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Even my strict-assed mom would from time to time decree “ice cream for dinner” (usually when it was hot out)
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“I’m so very smart and actually this pot of water getting warmer is perfectly normal and fine.”
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He was just all over the local news gloating about how there are so many T supporters in San Francisco 🙄
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I was just grousing about this the other day
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Speaking of Narcan, let’s all normalize this:
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This should be canon in the Mirror (in the bathroom) universe
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Putting the DICK in Dickens:
“In some ways it is a ‘me too’ story about the power of elite men to coerce women. It is also a gaslighting story, manipulating someone into doubting their own sanity. And it is also a story about professionals standing up against the rich and powerful.”
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We grandmothers highly endorse “medicinal” drinking
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I’ve made a habit of getting my tdap booster every time I get a new grandchild (~4 years or so, based on Pediatrician recommendations).
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I’m most certainly going to jail for laughing at any mfers who try to pull me over with THIS
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The campaign of convicted felon Donald Trump understands it’s shameful that convicted felon Donald Trump is a convicted felon so they’ll try to cow reporters into *not* calling convicted felon Donald Trump a convicted felon, but convicted felon Donald Trump is, factually, a convicted felon.
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That M! What an adorable kitty.
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Thank you for reminding me of this:
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