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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮@bullythelsb.bsky.social |
please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom
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Cavcdr66
@cavcdr66.bsky.social
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I’d prefer them to be added to DAU’s PMT 3600 course….
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Watson Neith
@watsonneith.bsky.social
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OK, but... link please?
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Kadenza
@kadenza.bsky.social
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Rule of Acquisition 59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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The Great Material Continuum is actually a pretty sound basis for a belief system, especially if you grew up near rivers and wetlands.
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PissyWitch🧹
@skwirellmom.bsky.social
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Ooh I second That Motion!!
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@klfjoat.bsky.social
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Some of us are already planning to get the FSM Commandments, TST Seven Fundamental Tenets, and other alternative beliefs on the walls.
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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips
@socialistboghag.bsky.social
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In a heartbeat! Link pls!
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dkhunter
@dkhunter.bsky.social
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I object! There's no complete Rules of Aquisition available, and even some that have been stated are of dubious canonicity. No, we should be posting the Litany Against Fear.
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Patchouli Woollahra
@woollahra.bsky.social
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It's a religious creed. Sustained.
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John Kaprielian
@johnkaprielian.bsky.social
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Will totally sign.
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DTaylor 🌄🤓🌿🗳️
@scrabbyone.bsky.social
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📝
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Liz 🧡 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@circaliz.bsky.social
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👋 I'm in
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Russell Collins
@robotclaw.bsky.social
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I will sign if the placards are small enough that they do not crowd the ones for The Litany Against Fear
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Michael J. Kahn
@mikeykahn.bsky.social
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Signed
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brockmeyer.bsky.social
@brockmeyer.bsky.social
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I'll sign, for a reasonable fee
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@inamagicbubble.bsky.social
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Old Testament: War is good for business New Testament: Peace is good for business
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A. Rivera
@bloodravenlib.bsky.social
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I will sign. 📝
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week4paug
@week4paug.net
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if you were to do a Venn diagram of those who support the Ten Commandments and those who support the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, it would just be a circle...
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The Library Faery
@libraryfaery.bsky.social
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Bring to me this petition - I will sign!
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AngryAlgonquin
@angryalgonquin.bsky.social
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I'm IN but I will also require Garak's Admonishments on Espionage.
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Jambalaya Val
@jambalayaval.bsky.social
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I love this in terms that my rather extensive vocabulary cannot say.
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Dots and Lines
@dotsandlines.bsky.social
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I think a lot of people could stand to be reminded of Rules of Acquisition number 35 and number 214.
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Kip Manley
@kiplet.bsky.social
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Who's got the printing contract for this, I mean, dang. That's a lot of placards you're angling to post.
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Terra Field 🏳️⚧️
@terra.gay
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Fuck yeah, I’ll see you all in the divine treasury.
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Bubbles
@phonon.bsky.social
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Since I do not personally subscribe to your belief system, I would like to amend your proposition to include the unabridged rules for "Cones of Dunshire".
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Jenny Hamilton
@readingtheend.bsky.social
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whew I live here and I really needed this laugh, thank you
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derek
@derek.bsky.social
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Probably more useful than the commandments.
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Becca's Mullet
@beccasmullet.bsky.social
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Bring it on! I'm ready to start printing out the Pastafarian credo.
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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)
@ericallyn.bsky.social
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TBH, the Rules of Acquisition would be a closer fit for some of the people pushing the Ten Commandments thing.
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I'm All Write 🍻
@imallwrite.bsky.social
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I will totally sign that hoo-mon
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Jerry
@jerrycakes.bsky.social
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I am from Louisiana, sadly, and while I am not a diehard Star Trek fan I would approve of this alongside the Ten Commandments.
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Terry D Alber
@terrydalber.bsky.social
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My wife was very disappointed this wasn't real...
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Bill Stewart
@billstewart.bsky.social
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At least posting the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition for greedy political purposes doesn't violate the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. (Well, maybe a copyright claim or two, but those can be bought off.) Speaking of which, I wonder whose buddy got the contract for those Ten Commandments graven images.
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It's ME(Jaime)
@exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social
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I would literally sign this.
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Jim Myers(he/him)
@jimmolemaster.bsky.social
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I need to read the fine print before I put my signature to anything, Hoo-Mahn
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Burt Reynolds
@burtreynolds.bsky.social
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Ferengi seek permission?
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D - Still Learning
@modelkindness.bsky.social
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Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day. Where do I sign?
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DrGeophysics
@drgeophysics.bsky.social
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+Egyptian book of the dead too. Back to the original classic.
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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@pyrholidon.bsky.social
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Can we include the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries?
schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sev...
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Linda Dunn
@dunn4authors.bsky.social
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Love it.
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Maryj59
@maryj59.bsky.social
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Where is it? This practicing Catholic will gladly sign!
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@zendao42
@zendao42.bsky.social
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Why stop with them, make it all 5 states
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Peter Stinson
@change1strategy.bsky.social
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This I can get behind. Where's the link?
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somedonuts
@somedonuts.bsky.social
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Rule 104: Faith moves mountains... of inventory.
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Adm Naismith
@admnaismith.bsky.social
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*Sign*
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Chris Wilhelm
@cwilhelm24.bsky.social
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Might be worth buttering up selected superintendents (Rule 33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss).
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THE Bryan Wenzel
@bryanwenzel.bsky.social
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Just the most important one
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