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Mark Primiano

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I used to write about sports. Now I do surgeries. I love you. I'm glad I exist.


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Heard the daycare herd singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" as they came down the block so Dante got to go out and wave at all the children while hearing "KITTY!"

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Summer is 100% a great horror season. Very fond memories of sitting in dark basements with the a/c cranked while watching random horror flicks.

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Only a few! The cat's had a catheter in for a few days now and I got about 99% of them with the spoon.

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I did and they showed me a lot of interesting videos.

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I like that you are responding to a tweet of mine over here.

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Removing bladder stones for the first time today!

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Unrelated, but I have finally listened to something you've recorded other than your Soundtracker episodes. Enjoying the Alex Jones episodes so far!

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Every season I type one or two joke answers that I'm pretty proud of and then when I see what made BWA, I'm confused as to how they got picked.

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Ran out of helium before we could inflate this dog. Sorry about that.

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The Wendy's by my house went to complete shit because they prioritize online and app orders.

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This might be the most Jack Handy thing I've ever typed.

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One of my favorite parts of being a doctor is when people in the neighborhood where I work recognize me and say "hey doc!" Another favorite is that it is no longer illegal for me to do surgery.

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This is why I petitioned the vet board to allow me to wear a sleeveless surgery gown.

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I feel like I should make it clear that I really enjoyed the book.

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Your previous appearance on Soundtracker is honestly what got me to buy A Creature Wanting Form.

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What if we all bought more of the bumper stickers though?

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The best thing Jon Stewart ever did was The Faculty.

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He had to get some teeth pulled yesterday on account of having trenchmouth.

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They did not destroy the house while I was gone. What good sons!

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I am a mere handful of hours away from seeing my cats and I am so excited I could probably vibrate right through the walls of the airport.

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Someone at the pool just lamented there not being a hot tub. The real feel is 95.

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