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Maladroithe@maladroithe.bsky.social |
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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if this actually *does* happen, which, again, wait and see, every single fucking elected dem either gets off their ass and on the trail or they get the fucking hose, man. rotted fruit, milkshakes and fart noises when they talk in public
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Compare this to when Trump says something like “we’re gonna catch Goofy and execute him for his crimes folks” and people in the press go “Mr. Trump seemingly analogized criminals to a Disney character as he called for harsher legal penalties”
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Did you watch the Directors Cut
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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i get even more annoyed about it because dean phillips was right there. dean phillips was the centrist corporate loser that all these centrist corporate losers wanted, he ran an actual campaign, he got absolutely annihilated. that’s not evidence of malfeasance, that’s evidence of no interest
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Roxanne🌈🛼
@thequeercatlady.bsky.social
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❝marti❞
@martienne17.bsky.social
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Princess is rocking the lion cut
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Dr. Fu
@drfu.bsky.social
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Lion cut!
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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I bet hunter/gatherers also got burned out just constantly picking berries and foraging for edible roots and tracking animal dumps, just saying
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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It’s absolutely wild to me that the guy was in like. Four movies and got an Oscar nod out of every single one.
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cats_hell_yeah
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Stella before being shaved vs Stella after being shaved. She had an ongoing problem with mats
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Also strongly recommend getting out a heating pad for them while their bodies adjust in the aftermath. Chloe is always mad at me for like. A day. Then she very obviously feels much better.
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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You can 100% ask your vet for a mild sedative like gabapentin (low cost and very effective), look for a groomer who has many years experience with cat grooming specifically, groomers also have plenty of equipment on hand to protect themselves
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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She looks like she’s wearing a moth eaten fur coat lmao
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Never not wishing John Cazale had been around to do a guest appearance on the Sopranos
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Sometimes I see some stunt casting and I’m like “damn I wish John Cazale were alive”
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Generally I’m not a huge fan of taking beautiful people and shellacking them in prosthetics when you could just hire an equally talented weird-looking guy but there’s a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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If you have long-haired cats and don’t have AC shaving them during the summer can help them be much more comfortable and it grows back by autumn
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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If you have photos of your cats with a chic summer haircut I beg you to please share
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Shaved cats are never not so so funny
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Michael Paulauski
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It's a ratfucking op, it's a ratfucking op, it's always been a ratfucking op.
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post malone ergo propter malone
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this is a mischaracterization of the quote, which you can tell by reading the quote. what are we doing here
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Julie
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They look so ridiculous. Here's my little cow cat with a fresh haircut. She needed a heating pad 😂🤣
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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I’m so hype it’s the hardest I laugh all year
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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This dummy is getting shaved for summer tomorrow, be ready for a raw chicken rolled in dryer lint on the TL
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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YES thank you
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Amy A
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A Second Trump Term Will Usher In Deadly White Supremacist Christofascism According to Explicit Manifesto vs. No It Won’t
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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WHAT
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Sometimes I think that 30% of my time in therapy is being spent reinforcing boundaries and developing armor against the 10% of people in my life who desperately need therapy and refuse to get it
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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I mean I’m definitely attracted to them but I am a trapsexual so QED I guess?
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Grief nausea is so real I’m so sorry
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Byron C Clark
@byroncclark.bsky.social
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Absolutely
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Tbf Abe also struck me as one of the few men who fully understood and accepted the moral burden of war and boy howdy if that doesn’t give you some grays you’re probably not taking the death tolls seriously enough
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Coach Finstock
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WaPo Hed and Lede: Young people hate Biden and if you're an influencer, be prepared to lose followers for backing Biden. It'll end your online career. Also WaPo: All of these individuals plan to vote for Biden because they said Trump is way way worse and might ban TikTok
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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we’re in danger
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Getting word that Larry the Chief Mouser of Downing Street has coasted to another peerless victory with no opposition and 100% of the vote, truly Britain’s greatest statesman
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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A gratitude post for online utilities payment systems, beyond blessed to be able to pay my electric bill from bed with a lil hangover
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Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis
@avishaybsg.bsky.social
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According to Reuters: "Hamas informed its ally Hezbollah it had agreed to a proposal for a ceasefire." Whether Hamas actually agreed or again submitted a counteroffer remains to be seen.
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Micah
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this is the point I keep making and I don’t want to be making it but it’s correct no matter how much the opposition sucks and how much this feels like the same old uninspiring message, the danger of letting Republicans hold power is getting worse they are bad and must be defeated every time
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Joonas Linkola
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There are some things that still unite people on social media. #UKElection
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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I’d fight the British fifty times for this stupid bullshit country, happy birthday America
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Sometimes I think that 30% of my time in therapy is being spent reinforcing boundaries and developing armor against the 10% of people in my life who desperately need therapy and refuse to get it
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Larry has served dutifully since 2011 and remains the most effective member of the British gov’t
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Getting word that Larry the Chief Mouser of Downing Street has coasted to another peerless victory with no opposition and 100% of the vote, truly Britain’s greatest statesman
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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The fact that JRM isn’t currently in the bottom of a bog stabbed to death by Roman steel is just evidence of how far Britain has fallen
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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I don’t think Ryan Reynolds has ever come out and said it but every single anecdote he’s ever shared about his father sounds like that guy sucked bad
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Judd Hirsch is alarmingly perfect as Goldblum’s father
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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Honestly felt like Sunak didn’t want the job anymore and also thought so little of his peers he didn’t want them to get the title either
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