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neither cool nor smart

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thirsty? consider this: I've been draining away all the fluid in your body with an unobtrusive pump

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Although casting Charlie day as an asshole music producer who killed a rhianna type singer that cheated on him has a lot of pizzazz

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Yeah columbo v the Silicon Valley jerkasses kind of whips

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I think we stick to Los Angeles for setting but would be open to another rich guy city

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I kind of like the idea of a faceless captain and a detective sargeant who can’t stand him

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I wouldn’t know I’m terrified of redheads

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I wouldn’t know I mostly watch columbo reruns

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We can cast a wide net; I’m open to anyone. I would lobby for a pronoun change but I’m worried the network bosses would try to make a female columbo sexy instead of bumbling.

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First day in the division of detectives, being shown the office. “We call this the dugout, Detective… i forget your first name?” “I didn’t say it.”

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Was making a joke about “columbo babies” but I absolute would watch a young columbo reboot

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This must be the type of guy Johnny cash is singing about being on the train in Folsom prison blues

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I would point out that it’s either “Yes, I’m going to marry a carrot.”/“She admitted it!” Or, and I think this is more likely, these reporters are too stupid to know the difference

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Sometimes you’re an anvil and you have to sit there, other times you’re a hammer and you have to strike. Thank you for the kind words though.

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Crapass day yesterday; have been in the hospital 6-7 hours too long over the last 48 hours

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Weird it’s the opposite for me

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Faroese/Thai sounds like a fun mixeroo

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There was an “is this real life or a goddamned movie” moment, which was the minute i saw my miscalculation, my colleague texted me to tell me his version of the calculation was the correct one and we needed to shift gears

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And we might be able to pull out of what is evidently now a nosedive

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There was a case that came to the er today that was so challenging it’s exciting; we had significant barriers to establishing a diagnosis and I made a book keeping error that also distracted from the right answer; nonetheless I think we got to the right answer before sunrise…

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Not tonight it’s documentation time

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Yes. And even better, despite really bothersome delays and a bookkeeping error in computing a risk score, I think we have the diagnosis in under 4 hours

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… and whose mother has landed in the emergency room again? Thats right, Homer Simpson.

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People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!

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When Homer stares at him over his glasses I lose it

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My patient today was well into her 90s and she’d lived in this area for a long time; when I asked her, she told me she saw Einstein walking around Princeton all the time as a kid

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Yeah it’s all beer and skittles dog

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Sad to see I can’t get my girlfriends kid chrono trigger

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“BID dosing of metoprolol succinate is for electrophysiologists and cowards”

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even know who gets the ejection seat treatment first I just haven’t figured out the right rocky coastline for him

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What would be enough? Nothing, literally ever.

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I mean if someone made me king I would fuck up anyone who ever even slighted me

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Walking around doing impressions of Trump and the Supreme Court “Am I a King?” “Sure why not.”

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Josephine Lunchpail-Cholmondelay

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Does mean “noted” or “everything is pen and paper otherwise”?

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Haiku is worth it unless you have a good signout system that displays labs etc

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That’s your karate instructor talking.

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YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR THE PUNCHLINE

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