drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

everyone online: Okay so here's what we do, we invoke the 25th amendment and add 6 Justices to Supreme Court, and if we can convince 5 senators to run the Constitutional Protocol, the actual government: Starting in 2026 if you make under $40,000 a year the Space Force will use you for fuel

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मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

hell yeah i have always wanted to be rocket fuel

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

❣️

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CJ @arsonfly.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

Fantastic. I get to leave before things get really ugly 🤞😬🤞

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Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

“Homeless? Temporary housing will be provided in the core of a Falcon Heavy booster.”

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Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

It’s environmentally friendly because this counts as carbon neutral biofuel

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kingchimp @kingchimp.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:44 UTC

government sounding more and more like aperture science every day

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