if joe bidens dog bit me i would go fuck myself
Mar 02, 2024 at 06:49 UTC
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A former partner's dog would bite everyone, including my partner. It was so bad they would muzzle him when people came over. My first time meeting the dog, they forgot to muzzle him. He put his head in my lap and they were like OMG DON'T MOVE. He was sweet. I think he just didn't like assholes.
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it means you're tagged, and you become his next dog
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Just burst into tears. Thanks Dril
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Iβd fuck the dog and steal his power
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*my self
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Busting out the dildo seems like an odd reaction, but if it works...
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He only bites secret service and cops.
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Who am I to kinkshame?? You do you, guy
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Iβd bite Joe.
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Mar 02, 2024 at 13:52 UTC
thank you for your service
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That dog has the devil in him
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have you tried going and fucking yourself right now ass hole
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Open wound. Spilling your seed. You swore an oath, get a hold of yourself
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A protection dog does what a protection dog does. It is in his nature. Don't judge the dog. Condemn its βcreators!β
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he's got my vote!
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Sanctified by fangs
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Thatβs putting the command in commander
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you have phrased this as if to imply the former causes the latter, but I, an intellectual, know that it is perfectly within the realm of possibility that you would fjck yourself in any case π§
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Your parent's raised you right!
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What do you know about the Octopus murders? π
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Does this mean you got bitten by Joe Bidenβs dog?
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Treat yourself. Do it anyway
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if joe bidens dog bit me i would bite him back to regain dominance
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Commander did nothing wrong
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Did you aid and abet seditious insurrection as a member of the Secret Service, wint?
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It would be hilarious if Commander would bite Trump
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lot of people have already forgotten how much worse trumps dogs were
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