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who fuckin' cares
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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I wish I could play that game again for the first time. I somehow avoided spoilers or really ANYTHING about the game, my friends just told me "don't learn anything, just play it" Unreal how good it is
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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I only listen to the sound of leaves hitting the ground at double reverse speed
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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I guess the other side of that coin was I really couldn't go anywhere so I had all day
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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I got a lot of practice. I've been a bartender for 15 years and people come to you with all sorts of shit. Mostly they just want a stranger to listen and they talk themselves through it. I just ask questions so they can define the problem for themselves
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Leading people to their own conclusions through frank assessments and offering your opinion only if asked is my go to
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eli yudin
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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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New dream is Trump/Fetterman
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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20.5abv cat food tubes you can find my kickstar
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Dire
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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In Nite Krew this is haram
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Yeah, I usually have to put out a cigarette
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d.ly
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*leaving my gun and a glass of raw milk out for Miss America*
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Both are killed by a Neanderthal
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Troglodyte 1: yo you have to watch your pores though, check this groundwater Troglodyte 2: ohhhhhh shiiiiit
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turbo jerry
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tucking the grilled cheese into bed
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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playlist
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"Sometimes I want to stop a sexual encounter to do the lamest thing ever"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"Once I stepped in water and thought it wasn't bad enough"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"My aunt works for Hanes and it's just always been a cheap option why do you have to be a dick"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"My partner who is a cinephile just shook their head and said 'Nosferatu' and I've tried to make sure to wear socks since then"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"Sometimes in my jammies my tootsies get cold and they came in a pack with my subscription underwear"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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lol what are you doing having hydrating cream or your landlord is like "no shoes on the hardwood please"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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ABOUT TO BLOW THIS IDIOT UP
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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"Good work idiot, here's the marketplace of ideas"
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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One thing, maybe a most important thing, and maybe a loser thing that I try to remember all the time as the other person on the side of the screen is an actual human being It makes me more considerate, compassionate, and when they're a terrible fucking person, blow their ass up as hard as possible
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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With all the overturns I have my money on bringing back the Hays Code Which would make for some creative movies
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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lol the best thing youngsters can do is start accusing CFOs of having litterboxes in offices
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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When people talk about traditions lost Murdering Bankers never seems to come up a lot but sure gay people ew
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Pulling down the aluminum foil on my gyro with the same enthusiasm and anticipation of undressing someone for the first time
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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I had a roommate and to this day bff who was WAY into 90s female vocalist dance and also older women. Then he married one and they danced to La Bouche. Living the dream
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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What kind of night was this. Someone jamming to Diplo and a nineties sitcom was just kind of on, and the puzzle pieces all fell into place
Anyway I watch it every time it's linked
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a2w...
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Tell them the Aragorn Pussylicker from the internet said Hi
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Yes. Flowers provide things for pollinators, so it's marginally okay. Having a giant swath of grass is just stupid though
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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*checks watch* hell yeah, did the crossword in under five Line to date me forms to the left What? Oh okay line to dump my books forms to the right
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Still laugh thinking about the FERAL HOGS guy like dude, I hope you actually get to live your paranoid Burt Gummer dream one of these days And maybe your wife looks like Reba, that's also cool for you
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Flip: every game you play has the Castlevania II box every 5 minutes
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Ken I kick it
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I've just read possibly the greatest political quote of all time so here it is for your viewing pleasure: Swapping the Tories for Reform is like changing your tie when you've shit yourself.
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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What kind of stupid asshole do you have to be to own a lawn sprinkler
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Truckstop Vigilante
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Look at this painting @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social made for me. It rules.
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Why Biden doesn't just say "you're a biological retard who said we should inject bleach and a million people died" is beyond me
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Better brush up on my numbers and facts to talk back and forth with an insane serial lying narcissist. That'll show'em
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Help the people who couldn't march or wear costumes in the stands are after me
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Sharing Stabbing Westward with someone and we're both nodding along remembering why we saw each other naked in 2016
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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lol they had Alonzo Mourning and Michael Jordan and traded them both. What a clown car
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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A song titled "Hot Dog" by a band named "Slime" that is overly sad and sexy in equal measures is like the most emblematic anthem I could possibly think up
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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That's more than these people eat in a week
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Alright, that's it. Cosplaying as an undecided voter until someone on the local news quits in a rage
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Smart move
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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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If not by now, don't bother. It's a bunch of 40 year olds having a lot of fun with a million injokes, and I love it, but probably hard to start
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Eric Replatformed
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I just flicked an ant off my picnic table into an uncertain and fraught fate, so now I know how my ex feels.
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