Edward Gerard Baboon

The Onion @theonion.com [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

After years of neglect, an overreliance on programmatic advertising, and predation by private equity firms, the industry is but a desiccated husk of its former self, crawling toward death with nothing and no one but The Onion to save it.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

A cult that covered up sexual abuse of children don't get to define "human dignity"

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

Armed jesus loves trolls. Amen!

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

youtu.be/byQTcDkGnbU?...

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

I look forward to when professional wrestlers & pornstars become our presidents.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Fingering the bible like that seems sinful. Be in a cult if you like, but don't pretend that stupid ancient lies should matter to anyone else. Amen!

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

Musky's buyin' Reuters?

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

She's scared that the gods are angry with us, but won't offer herself as a sacrifice. This kind of disingenuous lip service is precisely why the gods will smite each & every one of us.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

The better joke would be "Lookit my can"

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

It's stupid old racist white bitches being racist pieces of garbage.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Thankfully it's endangered.

www.greengotravel.com/blog/disease...

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

White bald men are such loyal lil bitches to corporations. They do that to their heads to make it easier to stuff their entire cranium up a CEO's asshole when so instructed.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 11:51 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 11:40 UTC

Before the internet people would just go to one of the many taxi drivers awaiting fares.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Gambling has always been a driving force for the popularity of sports. The legalization of gambling made the organizations that benefit from gamblers far more visible, but you're kidding yourself if you think for a second that professional sports would even exist without it.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

A cybertruck is the safest place to be during a tornado.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

My dad went to White Sox games where Harry Caray & Bill Veeck hung around baseball fans & people got away with smoking weed at Comiskey Park. Today there are security guards lining the stands and many nationalistic moments spread throughout angry drunks yelling about their losses on fan duel.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Jagged Little Pill.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Why is First Edition on their second channel? That's confusing.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

Q: Should I change my menu to reflect my Pakistani upbringing & heritage? ChatButt: The neighborhood in which your restaurant does business has 0 Pakistani restaurants. Your business would thrive should you make such a change.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

I hope the children make an example out of them.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

He's working on his smile. It's too bad. I miss when he was showing teeth instead of trying to convey happiness.

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

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Edward Gerard Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

IPT- Improperly Prioritized Thought

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